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    Laying on his death bed, in the last homely home of the elves, the Valar visit Bilbo. Something went wrong, Frodo and Sam failed their task. Bilbo has been charged with going back, back to the very beginning. He is being sent back to his twenty fifth year of age.

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    Bilbo: dies, time-travels, becomes Mandos’ favorite, pranks half of Rivendell, turns pirate, saves the Nazgûl, and learns combat from Glorfindel.
    Gandalf: “What do you mean Belladonna isn’t dead?”
    Thorin: “Why is our hobbit terrifying and why is that attractive?”
    Nori: “Honey, I’m home!”

    A fix-it where Bilbo is competent and everyone else is confused.

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    The reason they compare Hobbits to rabbits is because most of them are rabbits! With the exception of the Took family, which is made up of coyotes, all Hobbits are born with the ears and tail of an animal, and when they grow up they can transform into that animal. And obviously it was a big surprise that when Bilbo Baggins was born, he had the ears and tail of a wolf, at least they thought he was a wolf, and at the age of 6 Bilbo turned into a Warg for the first time. And that changed his life, he lived in the Shire, but he was shunned and feared, and little by little he died of loneliness. Until he saved Thorin from entering the Old Forest, and found out about the quest. Feeling alive again, he embarked on an adventure and found his companion in Thorin.

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    In a land far northwest of Middle-earth, the Shire settled with the greenest hill in all of Arda. The inlands and uphills are inhabited by small creatures called Hobbits. They are peaceful folks, and the other people of Middle-earth have known them for the peace and bliss they have lived in for hundreds of years.

    Hobbits are not fighters. They are healers, crafters, caregivers, gardeners, cooks, and more and are not suited for impromptu frontline combat like the rest of the races of Middle-earth. They are simple creatures with simple desires in life. Change has been long unwelcome in the Shire, for they believe that things don't need to change and things are perfect the way they are and have been for hundreds of years. Shire folks strive to achieve peace. Peace makes things simple.

    And yet an ancient whisper travels the wind. A tale foretold that when the fatherlands are in need of a helping hand, the once hidden race will come out of their hills and stand forth finally to assist with their gifts and finish what others had failed to do.

    What these gifts are, nobody knows. Not yet at least.

    But it is close to knowing. So close indeed.

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    Bilbo and Frodo arrive on the shores of Valinor for another adventure.

    Bilbo is excited and joyous.

    If only Frodo could be happy for his uncle and maybe find some of that happiness for himself - that is - if he didn't feel so empty.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    25
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    7
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    585
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    Female hobbits are decidedly more fierce than their male counterparts. When Gandalf arrives at Bag End, he expects one Bilbo Baggins, son of Bungo Baggins, and to easily convince (read, manipulate) the Gentlehobbit into an adventure.
    Instead, he finds Bilberry, daughter of Bungo and Belladonna, Ladyhobbit, landlady, and retired Captain of the Bounders.
    Fate turns a few degrees North, and Middle Earth will never be the same again.

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    2/?
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    17
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    Captured by orcs during the Fell Winter, Briar Baggins has spent years disguising herself as a simple hobbit lad named Bilbo. Frerin had been captured during the battle of Azanulbizar, not killed as his kin believed. Thrown together in the harshest of conditions, they had managed to become a family. So when the chance finally came to escape, they took it with both hands.

    However, even though they are free, they are soon drawn into something much larger than just themselves. The impossible task of reclaiming Erebor.

    Will the quest be successful or is it doomed from the start? They need a home, but possibly much more will be found along the way, family and maybe even love.

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    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet

    The history of Middle Earth is long, stretching back many ages, to even a time before the sun and the moon graced the sky. In the long years, much has happened and much as been lost, even a whole race. The Cementumenosse, in the common tongue, 'the wielders of earth'. Are naught but legend, even among their kin, the Elves. However, their history, and especially, one of their number, will have a marked effect on the world. It could be for good or it could be for evil, for all of the Cementumenosse are Darkness Marked. The pain of their history etched into their very soul.

     

    TAGS TO CHANGE AS CHAPTER ARE ADDED
    PLEASE READ NOTE AT END OF CHAPTER 1

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    17/?
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    When Esmeralda Took embarks on an adventure with her sister to escape what she feels will be a mundane life in the Shire, she meets someone for whom the spirit and values of the Shire might be their last hope.

    Written for the Tolkien Reverse Summer Bang 2025, and inspired by Art #87: He Wandered Ever Upon the Shores

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    Continuation of A Bounder's Memory

    When Bilbo was young, he dreamed of becoming a Bounder – one of the quiet, watchful guards who kept the borders of the Shire safe from the outside world. He believed it would feed his hunger for adventure, for something more than hearths and gardens. What it gave him instead was blood, fire, and the silence of graves.

    He watched his friends fall, homes burn, and the peace of the Shire unravel. In time, he folded away his cloak and buried his blades beneath the floorboards of Bag End, seeking to forget.

    So when Gandalf appears with talk of a quest and a company of dwarrow, Bilbo is ready to refuse – until he hears a name he thought was buried. A name that was tied to the ruin of all he had held dear.

    With ghosts stirring in his memory and a deep fury rising once more, Bilbo dons his cloak again. Not for the promise of gold or glory, but for one final journey of vengeance. To fulfill his vow.

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    Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Fortunately, the one living under the delusion he was a regular hobbit was NOT him. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

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    10/?
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    In a mountain, standing like a knife against the eastern sky, there lived a hobbit.

    Not a cold, draughty crypt of a mountain, filled with cries of the dead and pain of the living, nor yet a new-born colony, striking out its place in the world. It was Erebor, and Bilbo Baggins had made the choice to remain six months prior, after the Battle of the Five Armies had solidified the Kingdom as one to be respected once more.

    Something in his pocket began to stir.

    Or: Bilbo Baggins discovers The One Ring. Everyone has a bad time.

     

    (This is a sequel. The previous works total around 13k, including a one-shot of skippable smut. All smut associated with this work will be placed in skipabble side stories. Please do not be put off by the archive warnings on the others as it is NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I highly reccomend reading at least CYTM first.)

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    Chapters:
    52/52
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    73
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    10,113
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    Frodo and the others returned to the lands they had left to protect; they returned home. But home was no longer how they had left it. Darkness had invaded, and it was time for all hobbits to rise up and take it back. Frodo just wished it had never been necessary.

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    1/1
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    3
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    All is not well in the Shire.

    Perhaps it never had been.

    After uncovering a disturbingly common darkness rotting under the surface in the Shire, Bilbo Baggins is called upon once more to travel to the Lonely Mountain. This time he's leading instead of following, and there's many many more than 14 in his caravan.

    Taking so many hobbits on such a treacherous journey is stressful enough, but there is the reunion with his dwarrow to consider as well. Including the three that aren't as dead as he thought.

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    3/?
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    1,406
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    "It would be an understatement to say that the dwarrow expected many things upon entering the mountain. What they did find, they would have never imagined."

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    1/1
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    278
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    1,819
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    "It isn't until the Lonely Mountain is mentioned that Bilbo realizes exactly what he has inside his very own home"

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    1,992
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    "And that’s what they were, really – gifts. Gifts for those who had seen enough, for those who had acted the unwilling witness to true evil, and who had survived.
    Oh, how wrong they were."

    Or: Middle Earth's water supply is infected by the One Ring remaining in it for so long, giving everyone supernatural abilities. What follows is disaster at the One Ring's removal, a dragon living under the Lonely Mountain, dwarves who really don't know as much as they think, and one hobbit's very interesting, and very dangerous, ability.

    This is my first ever fic! Updates whenever I've finished writing them. Tags to be added, and the rating is unlikely to change.

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    64
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    8,335
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    Kara is at the end of her nursing shift when a violent man is brought in with an arrow wound. When he spits blood on her, Kara is transported elsewhere. Soon she's doing emergency wound care on book characters and trying not to lose it. She can't watch people suffer even if it isn't real, but Aragorn is very suspicious of a woman who tells no clear story and smells like an orc.

    “Stranger things have happened than you or I have years to tell of it," Gandalf said. "Why does she unsettle you? Surely you do not feel threatened. I am tolerably certain you could defeat her if it came to violence.”
    Aragorn scoffed at his gentle humor. “I’m glad to amuse you. There are more dangers than warriors and swords. Need I tell a wizard that?"
    “I can assure you she is not evil and has not a whisper of magic.”
    “Yet a beautiful woman appears directly in our path, leagues from civilization, and immediately gains the hobbits’ trust. No wizardry, you say?”
    Kara was not *unhappy* at being called a beautiful woman (although his standards for human women, as opposed to elves, were probably low), but she was unhappy to be stuck eavesdropping. She’d seen this scene too many times in movies. They would definitely see her.

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    Bilbo Baggins is much more competent than any of these 13 dwarrow know, much more so than even Gandalf knows. When Gandalf explains the quest these dwarrow are going on, Bilbo knows that they will absolutely muck it up. Someone needs to watch out for them, and if a Hobbit needs to be the babysitter than so be it!

    None of the dwarrow know just how capable this Hobbit is when they leave his door, and they’ve barely begun their journey and Bilbo’s already proven his worth just a few days in! Who knew such a small creature could hold so much knowledge?

    Even Thorin Oakenshield was grudgingly impressed.

    None of them need to know that Bilbo is babysitting them, and if he grows to love them all as family (and maybe a couple as something else) than that’s nobody’s business but his own!

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    5,110
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    7
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    107
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    31
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    1,269
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    I got caught in the 'if you want to read it, you have to write it' and we'll see how it goes. Largely I am attempting to create a somewhat cohesive story that encompasses every bagginshield trope I care about. So if you like sassy bilbo, with smoopy angsty near sighted thorin, hobbits under the mountain and everyone shipping tjem then read it. I do not own anything related to the hobbit, tolkien works or peter jackson blah blah blah copywrite, rights reserved, blah.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,609
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    482
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    “It sounds to me, Thorin son of Thrain, like you need a burglar.” Gandalf suppressed the grin that threatened to overtake his face.

    “I suppose you have one you’d like to recommend.” The King raised a brow.

    “There is one who has done a great many tasks for me over the years.” Gandalf thought of how best to introduce her. “A Hobbit. One with much experience with these kinds of tasks.”

    The King hummed confirmation.

    Now Gandalf just had to go find the blasted girl.

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    Faced with dwarven law, Belladonna finds herself agreeing to a different kind of contract to join to quest for Erebor.

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    1/1
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    28
    Kudos:
    715
    Bookmarks:
    233
    Hits:
    7,854

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