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    oh no. I decided to ... appropriate an idea I saw in bile rune tongues fic; just to note this is inspired by their fic, it is not just ripping off their fic entirely. I have an entirely different point where the story is happening; and a plan for where it should run over.

    In summary, the Dwarves appear in volume seven due to an experimental weapons malfunction and the timeline is irreparably changed to something way more drunk; And on Fire.

    I'll add tags as I go along.

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    In the Northern Wilds of Middle Earth, tensions between a foul-mouthed Beorning and a sour-faced Elf King force a certain golden-haired elf to intervene.

    Tensions ensue.

    And so does a rather complicated love story.

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    {Set in the Third Age}

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    I got caught in the 'if you want to read it, you have to write it' and we'll see how it goes. Largely I am attempting to create a somewhat cohesive story that encompasses every bagginshield trope I care about. So if you like sassy bilbo, with smoopy angsty near sighted thorin, hobbits under the mountain and everyone shipping tjem then read it. I do not own anything related to the hobbit, tolkien works or peter jackson blah blah blah copywrite, rights reserved, blah.

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    The morning after the Celebration of the Refounding of Dale, a somewhat hungover Fíli tries to remember what he said to Sigrid.

    (This is a sequel to my story, Something In The Wine, an Everyone Lives AU taking place five years after the events of BOTFA. You should probably read that story first!).

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    For a fleeting moment you see the age in his eyes, tender and nostalgic as though he were the old man he once claimed to be, looking back upon misplaced yet beloved photographs of times long past.

    G'raha turns his arm to regard the arcane eye painted there. The deep hue is stark against the azure of his body. "I shall wash them off in the morning, but for now I enjoy being able to see my old markings again."

    "You seem more upset than anything," you counter cautiously, the unspoken question evident in your voice.

    "’Tis difficult to put into words. Memory is not always without mourning, and mourning is not always an act of grief." G'raha looks down into his tea, tracing a crystal finger along the curve of the ceramic mug. The faint scratching sound it makes is nearly deafening. "Tis good to remember how it felt to fly before I clipped my wings."

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    December is here and you know what that means: fresh snow, cozy evenings, hot cocoa, warm smiles, fluffy blankets, lots of cuddling and... gifts! 💚💖💙

    My gift to you all this year consists of a bunch of fics you're welcome to enjoy this month ☺️

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    A collection of writing prompts, vignettes, fluff, and odds and ends for Nisrah Nyrel: a tiefling half-fiend daughter of an incubus, and devotee to The Silken Sin, Socothbenoth. Rating and tags constantly evolving.

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    An incident in an inn. Even on an Important Quest, dwarves need to let their hair down and have a little fun from time to time. Bonus points if it comes with nearly giving other folks a heart attack. And isn't it funny how rumours can spring from small misunderstandings?

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    After leaving celebrations early, following the success of the great battle to reclaim Erebor, you stumble across a certain pair of princes, both completey drunk and barely capable of coherent conversation.

    In a valiant effort to guide them both to your chambers, so they can sleep off the effects of copious amounts of ale, you end up enduring a series of drunken antics along the way...

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    My first story type thing I've ever publicly posted, yay?
    Its not really a story, just a conversation between and about some Pathfinder RPG characters.
    I wrote this just as a fun thing for my fellow party members, I believe our GM's wife will be chronicling our adventures, so maybe we'll see them here sometime.

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    Bilbo gets the last laugh.

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    Inspired by imagines from Imagines x Hobbit on tumblr

    If you recongize it, it belongs to Prof Tolkien.

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    Kili is King under the mountain, the only surviving heir to the line of Durin.
    Tauriel is King Thranduil’s only daughter, princess of the Woodland realm.
    When an unlikely alliance through marriage is proposed, everyone involved is bound on doing their duty. It was never about feelings. Or so they thought.
    AU where Kili and Tauriel have never met.

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    Out on the beach to clear his head, post-break up Gimli inadvertently stumbles across an ancient—and rather amorous—creature.

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    I just realised it loosely fits the Imagine Fíli needing to be a little drunk to be able to confess his feelings for you imagine.

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    Wherein one Fundin son enlightens the other to the ways of women.

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    There is truth in wine... and also in ale and mead. And when Fíli enjoys a bit too much of all three at the fifth anniversary of the refounding of Dale, he lets that truth come out to Sigrid.

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    Sometimes a wild drunken night can leave many unanswered questions the next morning, as well as hangovers. After spending a night at the local inn in Bree, hangovers are the least of the Company of Thorin's Oakenshield's worries.

    For example, why are the Men of Bree suddenly afraid of Ori? How did Kíli end up in a dress? Where on Middle Earth is Glóin's locket, and who is the person responsible for the love bite on Thorin Oakenshield's neck?

    But the real question on everyone's mind is: what happened last night?

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    So it's Aegi's birthday, and Fili, Kili and Ori wants to surprise her. They convince Thorin to be a part of it, since she, after all, has done a lot for them and also suffered a tiny bit because of them (nothing serious though). They make the perfect plan and get everything they need, including a bouncing castle. But as we have learned by Thorin and his Company; everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. So how will this surprise party end??

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    Yuletide under the mountain is an experience Tauriel will not forget anytime soon.

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    1,555

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