You're In Whiny, Needy Virgin Territory
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Draco Malfoy has everything except experience. At twenty-eight, he’s never been so much as kissed and his pride won’t survive admitting it. When Hermione Granger’s charity Kissagram event leaves him empty handed, he feels she's indebted to him. Hermione soon discovers Draco’s secret and offers to teach him what he’s been missing out on. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of You're In Whiny, Needy Virgin Territory
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SPIN-OFF TO KISS FOR A CAUSE. After Theo gets set up by Hermione with Harry, Theo thinks the best thing to do is to floo directly to Harry's address. Not to, say, strike up a conversation over owl, or to ask him on a date. No, he floos straight there, asking for sex. It doesn't take long for Harry to surmise there's a whiny virgin in his midst, and, as luck would have it, that is exactly what he'd needed.
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- Part 2 of You're In Whiny, Needy Virgin Territory
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TEXTFIC WITH PROSE. Magic is growing scarce. The Ministry is encouraging all witches and wizards to have children urgently, else they may have to take more drastic measures. But before a marriage law is put into place, they have to tackle the virginity crisis.
Of the younger generation (17-30), over a quarter have not ever had sex. Draco Malfoy is one of them. He begrudgingly signs up to be anonymously buddied by a woman with experience, so that he can learn how to produce an heir.
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- Part 3 of You're In Whiny, Needy Virgin Territory