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Enemies to Lovers: JonMartin Speedrun Edition by BaySprout
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Aug 2022
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“This isn’t a fucking dream, Tim!” Her friend only laughs.
“Of course it is, Sasha. Because if this isn’t a dream, then Jon and Martin really stopped mid argument to make out with each other and hug like reunited lovers, and now our boss really is holding our other boss in place with magic word powers while sweet, loveable, clumsy, tea-making Martin brutally tears out his eyes with a fucking corkscrew.” He pauses. “Oh, and then began repeatedly stabbing him in the heart with a pocket knife.”
Sasha looks back over, and sure enough, Martin has discarded the gory corkscrew and tackled Elias to the ground, now plunging the knife into Elias’s chest.
“Oh, my god,” she breathes, and maybe Tim is right, because this really can’t be happening right now.
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- Part 1 of Speedrun Edition
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Body Disposal: JMart Speedrun Edition (Glitchless, Any%) (FAIL) by BaySprout
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Oct 2026
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Follow up to Enemies to Lovers: JonMartin Speedrun Edition.
“There are fourteen-ish eldritch entities that are made of and feed on fear. The Magnus Institute was established as a temple to one of them. Our boss was a servant to that power and planned a ritual that would bring forth the destruction of the world as we know it, which is why we had to kill him. Also, that’s not actually Elias Bouchard, but a body-hopping and all-seeing Jonah Magnus who possesses the current heads of the Institute by replacing their eyes with his own.”
Sasha shakes her head. “Nope, try again.”
“Elias shot Gertrude Robinson three times in the chest and hid her body underneath the Institute.”
Sasha calls the cops.Series
- Part 2 of Speedrun Edition