I Could Never Rescue You

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Listing Series

• Lipstick-Covered Magnet by biohazard (radiodurans_archive), radiodurans_archive

  Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  22 Mar 2017

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Dennis Reynolds & Dee Reynolds
  • Dee Reynolds/Original Male Character
  • Dennis Reynolds/Original Female Character
  • Dennis Reynolds/Original Male Character
  • Dennis Reynolds
  • Dee Reynolds
  • Original Characters
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Siblings
  • Prostitution
  • Dysfunctional Family
  • Codependency
  • Drugs
  • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Liberal Usage of the Word 'Hooker'
  • Bad Sex
  • Compulsory Heterosexuality
  • Bisexual Dennis Reynolds
  • Content Warning: Dennis Being Himself
  • Unhappy marriage
  • Content Warning: It's Always Sunny Played for Drama
  • Lesbian Dee Reynolds

  Summary

  Five years ago, Dee flunked out of college, left Philadelphia, and moved to Los Angeles with dreams of being a movie star. Now, she's divorced twice over, unemployed, asking her parents for rent money, and maybe in some denial about the reasons for all of the above. Dee comes home for Thanksgiving to get in her parents' good graces, and accidentally runs into her estranged brother on the street smoking and dressed like a prostitute. It seems like the last five years have not been kind to either of them. They go for a walk, and talk about how they got here.

  Series

  • Part 1 of I Could Never Rescue You

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,837

  Chapters:

  11/11

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  43

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  597