Raphael's shitty pickup lines (which never fail to make Simon smile)
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who knew one text could hurt two hearts? by endgamehale
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
28 Jun 2017
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'let me take you out to eat :)'
'Simon we're vampires. we don't eat. jfc have i taught you nothing??'
'...okay.'
'wait'
AKA Simon asks Raphael on a date but Raph is the actual definition of oblivious.Series
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Didn't Your Mother Ever Tell You That Shitty Pick-up Lines Lead to Relationships? by endgamehale
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
28 Jun 2017
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"Thanks for letting me borrow your suit."
"No problem. It looks good on you. You know where it would look even better?"
Simon hesitates, not wanting to be set up.
"On my floor."Series
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don't you know you're beautiful? by endgamehale
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
04 Jul 2017
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"Simon, shush before I do something stupid like- like kiss you or hold your hand."
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