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1. Didn't Your Mother Ever Tell You That Shitty Pick-up Lines Lead to Relationships? by endgamehale

   Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Jun 2017

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Simon Lewis/Raphael Santiago
   • Simon Lewis
   • Raphael Santiago
   • raphael jokes
   • this is a prompt from tumblr
   • saphael fluff

   Summary

   "Thanks for letting me borrow your suit."
   "No problem. It looks good on you. You know where it would look even better?"
   Simon hesitates, not wanting to be set up.
   "On my floor."

   Series

   • Part 2 of saphael prompts/fics
   • Part 2 of Raphael's shitty pickup lines (which never fail to make Simon smile)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   338

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   262

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