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Cane Toad Five-0

Series Metadata

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Series Begun:

2011-05-18

Series Updated:

2011-05-21

Stats:

Words:: 1,400
Works:: 2
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 8

Listing Series

Cane Toads and Cockroaches by mcgooglykins

Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
21 May 2011
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Series
- Part 1 of Cane Toad Five-0
Language:

English

Words:

768

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

44

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

2,122
If you say 'Crikey' I will punch you. by mcgooglykins

Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
18 May 2011
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Summary

Steve McGarrett is not Steve Irwin.
“Do you know,” Danny said, barely keeping his shit together, “when I rang you up and said ‘Steve, our internet is down, please can you get me the number of the animal removal people because there’s a fucking crocodile in the swimming pool’, that wasn’t code for “call Chin because it’s time to get your crazy on” and then both of you turn up with, what is this? Electrical tape? Electrical tape and rope?”

Series
- Part 2 of Cane Toad Five-0
Language:

English

Words:

632

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

11

Kudos:

125

Bookmarks:

8

Hits:

2,592