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1. If you say 'Crikey' I will punch you. by mcgooglykins

   Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 May 2011

   Tags

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   • Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams
   • Steve McGarrett
   • Danny "Danno" Williams
   • Chin Ho Kelly
   • Grace Williams
   • Australia
   • Alternate Universe

   Summary

   Steve McGarrett is not Steve Irwin.

   “Do you know,” Danny said, barely keeping his shit together, “when I rang you up and said ‘Steve, our internet is down, please can you get me the number of the animal removal people because there’s a fucking crocodile in the swimming pool’, that wasn’t code for “call Chin because it’s time to get your crazy on” and then both of you turn up with, what is this? Electrical tape? Electrical tape and rope?”

   Series

   • Part 2 of Cane Toad Five-0

   Language:

   English

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   632

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   1/1

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