Your Love is My Drug
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It's the stoner party flirt-and-hookup AU that no one asked for, but I wrote anyway.
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“Friends. Loved ones. Allow me to introduce you to Love Potion #1,” Chris proclaims, brandishing two large and expertly rolled joints. “It has one of the highest levels of euphoria you can find ‘round these parts. Literally award-winning levels of happiness. And it makes sex amazing,” he concludes with a wink, looking pointedly at a visibly squirming Yuuri. Victor bites back a smile as he watches Yuuri flush bright red all the way up to his ears.
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- Part 1 of Your Love is My Drug
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It is a truth universally acknowledged by all successful adults who choose marijuana as their intoxicating substance of choice that a man equipped with a few potent brownies and a high-quality vaporizer can do pretty much anything and it’ll be fun. So when Victor proposes that they get stoned and go to a show, Yuuri is totally down. What an awesome date idea, he beams to himself, blinded by blue eyes and stupid love feelings. Boy oh boy, that Victor Nikiforov, he sure knows how to treat a guy right.
They could have gone to see anything.
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This is how it starts, Yuuri. You mumble your way out of an awkward situation fairly early into a good relationship and the next thing you know Victor will be walking down the aisle to a song called “Emoji of a Wave.”Series
- Part 2 of Your Love is My Drug
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i'm shining like fireworks over your sad empty town by LittleLostStar for spookyfoot
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
19 Jul 2018
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Yuuri can be forgiven for not putting very much thought into the fact that the doorbell is ringing at seven at night on a Saturday. He is not at fault for padding down the hall to the front door and pulling it open without checking the peephole first. After all, who bothers to check when it’s obviously the Amazon delivery guy? No one’s going to answer the door for Amazon and pretend that they haven’t just smoked a blunt of high-quality Buddha kush in preparation for a night of giggling at cat videos and stuffing one’s face with chocolate covered cookie dough balls. That would just be silly.
But here’s the thing.
When Yuuri opens the door, a ‘thank you’ already on his lips, what he sees instead are two bleach-blonde women with spray tans and wedge heels. One of them is holding a box.
“Hi, Yuuri!” one of them chirps, and in that moment Yuuri Katsuki hears the whirring of battle helicopters as he’s thrown violently into a flashback that consumes his entire soul, and as he mentally scrambles to stay on this mortal plane he hears himself sputter ten words that have been haunting him for nearly a year:
“...John Mayer never once stepped foot on that goddamn bridge.”Series
- Part 3 of Your Love is My Drug