Red Velvet Reel
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Noun: an unexpected or astonishing event, fact, or thing.
Noun: a telephone call made according to a prior arrangement to wake the person called.Stretch did NOT get to sleep in that Saturday. But that’s not a bad thing.
He makes pancakes. Everybody love pancakes, right?Series
- Part 1 of Red Velvet Reel
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Step 1: Invite our older brothers over for breakfast, act natural so they don't suspect anything.
Step 2: Serve them Red Velvet Pancakes and Coffee in '#1 Uncle' mugs and cleverly announce -'Don't flip out, you batter believe we're pregnant! (optional: side of eggs - we're eggspecting!)
Step 3: Enjoy a delicious breakfast with family and have a cutesy story to tell Pancake in the future.Well, Stretch and Edge failed step 1. Time to improvise!?
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- Part 2 of Red Velvet Reel
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As the Underground’s only general practitioner, Dr. Undyne has sworn a sacred oath to treat her patients to the utmost of her ability and with discretion, empathy, and sensitivity. From seasonal cases of Magicitis to Boss Monster Obstetrics, no challenge has ever kept her from completing her Hippocratic duty.
And no challenge ever will! Not even her best friend’s terrifyingly intense iatrophobic spouse who really, really really doesn’t want to go in for his first prenatal appointment!
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- Part 3 of Red Velvet Reel
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Stretch promised Edge he would make pancakes at the Youth Club as a special activity, but that doesn't mean he's going to enjoy it. (Especially not with that punk kid hanging around, ugh.) Oh well. At least Asgore and Edge are there, so it won't be a total drag. And who knows, he might even learn something new!
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- Part 4 of Red Velvet Reel
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Eight skeletons walking into a bar seems like the perfect setup for a joke. Too bad the punchline seems to have been Stretch's expectations of a fun little get-together with friends.
But hey, what's a few baited taunts, stupid posturing, escalatory challenges, heated arguments, well-meaning scolding, clever puns, veiled threats, unnecessary bets, and borderline fights between cross-dimensional clones?
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- Part 5 of Red Velvet Reel
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Stretch should honestly be thrilled about this: Edge, the energizer bunny on like 3 cans of red bull, wanted to take an afternoon nap? Sleep in on a weekend? Not only wants to be a 'lazybones,' but wants Stretch to join him?!
It's quite literally a dream come true!
So why does it feel more like a nightmare, huh? Is it him? He's totally overreacting and overthinking this, right? Right?? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
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- Part 6 of Red Velvet Reel
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After that fight with Edge, Stretch is feeling terrible. Even though they're made up, he just can't seem to shake this rain cloud off- well, not permanently, anyway.
If anyone can provide an unbiased perspective- well, at least biased to different enough extremes it ends up sort of balancing out- it's gonna be Blue and Red, right? Maybe they can make sense of the lingering worries and too raw emotions that are sitting in his soul to heavily. And if they can't... Well, at the very least, he can get some coffee covered in sprinkles.
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- Part 7 of Red Velvet Reel
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Edge hates surprises- especially surprises with no clear motive or explanation. Although all the flowers, cooking, voicemail songs, pastries, and massages have been (overall) very nice, there’s something wrong about all of this. Stretch is up to something. And if Edge needs to CHECK every one of his husband’s stats in every available HUD to get his answer… then so be it!
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- Part 8 of Red Velvet Reel
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Stretch has never been much of a jock, but Pancake is giving him quite the workout with these sharp highs and lows of the parentMOOD. He’s really looking forward to seeing Dr. Undyne and getting these pesky moodswings under control.
Too bad Dyna isn’t going to give him much of a break either. There are too many tests to be done, magic levels to be measured, and limits to reach! Green means go, after all, and if Stretch wants a reprieve… he’s got to work for it! (And Edge and Pancake, too! And her machines! And even her! Everyone’s gotta work! A doctor’s work is never done!)
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- Part 9 of Red Velvet Reel
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Between the parentMOOD wreaking havoc on his emotions and the eventful green magic diagnostic session with the doctor, Stretch is ready to be over and done with this quarter. At least the next pregnancy milestone is only going to zap Edge this time, and the PICPE isn't even that bad! Edge just eats whatever Pancake wants him to eat. Super simple and easy, right?
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- Part 10 of Red Velvet Reel
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Pancake needs green magic.
Edge can't produce enough green magic on his own. Stretch is biologically, physiologically, physically, and magically equipped to provide this extra magic. He's their Dad, too. And, in theory, it's super, duper easy: think healing, green magic-y thoughts, focus the magic on your hands, put them directly on the Souling, and just hold them there until Pancake decides they're done.
In application... Well, there's just a whole bunch of variables that keep popping up and complicating things. But day by day, session by session, he's got this. ...Hghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :(
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- Part 11 of Red Velvet Reel