Basically A (Sexy) Monty Python Sketch
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Jamie has a theoretical knowledge of the act, but here, with Roy pressing him down into the bed and Keeley still stroking him slowly, he can hardly think. “Whatever you like,” he manages to gasp out, and Roy sits back.
“We’ll get to that, don’t worry. But first I would hear what you like.”
“I don’t know what I like,” Jamie says, and Keeley’s hand stills.
“Wait,” she says, flopping down, somehow still elegantly, into the pillows beside him. “How is it that you do not know what you like?”
“Well, I mean.” Jamie’s cheeks burn hotter still. “I’ve never actually… This will be the first time that… You see, I swore a vow. When I became a knight. A vow of chastity.”
“Urgh,” Roy groans, but as he reaches up to stroke along Jamie’s collarbone as he says it, Jamie does not think Roy’s disgust is aimed at him. “Yet another reason I did not become that sort of knight.”
“You mean to say,” Keeley cuts in. “You have never experienced le petit mort?”
“Only by my own hand, lady.”
“Oh so your little vow permits that, does it?” Roy asks, grinning wickedly. “A pledge of chastity has a loophole for self pleasure?”
Series
- Part 2 of sir jamie and the green knight