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    written by an egglike thing

    Language:
    English
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    4,860
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    155
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    your mom disowns you for squeefing to much (squit queef) and weezer adopts you

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    527
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    288
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    Lewis Finch, a newcomer to California, musician, disk jockey on an alternative radio station, and a part-time photographer, creates a unique friendship with the members of Weezer as he navigates his own chaotic life. His friendship with Rivers blooms. Possibly into something stronger than friendship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,654
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    135
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    " A friend to tender friend
    A heart to tender heart
    A love that never ends
    A love that never starts " - Crazy One, Rivers Cuomo (Alone - The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo)

    It's 1994, and it's Reasonable Price's first tour ever, co-headlining for Weezer's Blue Album tour. City to city, hotel to hotel, in a van for months, with a band they know of but have never met.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,850
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    390
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    “Hey, Brian, look at that girl in seat B28!” He exclaimed, the crowd barley covering his voice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    159
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    rivers gets turned into a walrus

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    416
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    rivers accidentally pops in on two dudes getting it on. those two dudes are apart of his band, by the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,079
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    While over at Matts house, Brian experiences something new.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,639
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    548
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    “i can't tell if my hands are big or if your dick's just really small,” matt jokes. though, there was a part of this size difference that made him feel better. more dominant, more ascendant. this begins to turn him on as a bajillion locker room-esque insults appear into matt's head, all about how brians is so tiny he should just be a girl- or, how if brian wore girl’s underwear he wouldn’t have to worry, or, how brian would look so good in women’s underwear. shit. he’s getting sidetracked and turned on.

    matt frots with brian and is also vaguely homophobic toward him ;:)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    956
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    An Alternate Universe where they're at age 18-19 and in high school (theyre about my age lol dw)
    Set in Rivers' garage or the Weezer garage or whatever you want to call it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    894
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    Weezer oneshots

    Requests are open.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,190
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    614
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    "So you were just a whore, huh?" Matt asks him. Brian recoils at the use of the word, but he likes the way it sounds when it leaves Matt's mouth.

    "I don't know," Brian tries to sink himself into the couch, but he's still smiling. "I would use the word boytoy."

    Matt hates the way Brian says it. He also kind of hates that Brian seems so proud of it. "Well, I'd use the word whore," he moves himself slightly closer to the smaller man. "Cause that's what you were, no?"

     

    Matt discovers Brian has a degrading kink and takes full advantage of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,678
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,121
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    Another Brivers since y'all been craving for it, I wrote this at midnight so you might find some parts are screwed up lol, jump straight into the story and enjoy!
    [graphic smut ahead]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    876
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    1,248
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    Weezer vs Obama, who will win?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,285
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,248
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    rivers is drunk and starts to get a little touchy with matt

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,429
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,095
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    Ed Sheeran is left heart broken and on a downward spiral - reflected by his hit release song 'Bad Habits' by Ed Sheeran. In which he turns into a vampire and flies around, recounting his days of heartbreak and pain suffering at the hand of his bitch-ass ex wife taking the kids. He is left alone and depressed, wishing for some bright blue stars to wish upon and save him from this pain and misery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,060
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    184
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    yo, you just got weezered

    dude this is literally for a stuffed grookey plush named roblox stewart that our theatre class started worshipping as if he was a god? but he's also the pastor? i don't even know

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    61
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    It’s Halloween night and the Weezer boys have nothing to do for their last Halloween together. That is until, Matt invites them to some haunted house. Now they all wait there but the host is nowhere in sight, leading to them having no choice but to enter the house and look for their friend. But this leads them to something far more than what they anticipated.

    (Can this story pls get 1 more hit)
    [Very “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” inspired, I just love that movie lol]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,582
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    235

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