19 Bookmarked Items in The Groundskeeper (Untitled Goose Game)
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As it approached the water’s edge it decided it was thirsty and wanted a drink. Something to cleanse its palette of annoyance and trouble before it tasted the tang of an orange. It bowed its head and shook.
The bottle did not come off.
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The villagers have been terrorised by the nameless goose for long enough. In a dark corner of the village pub, two men recruit the assistance of an enigmatic wandering stranger. The stage is set for a tense Wild West confrontation. You will never predict how this ends.
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It's "bad guy" by Billie Eilish + the Goose. That's it, that's the filk.
audio + text
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- Part 1 of Untitled Goose Filk
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EXW XESTEI???
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what the fuck (complimentary)
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The Goose (Inspired by The Raven by Egdar Allan Poe) by GlitterNyappyGacktRose
Fandoms: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game), The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe
13 Dec 2019
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I'm the bad goose... duh!
A poem about the Goose from Untitled Goose Game, in the format of Egdar Allan Poe's "The Raven". -
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It is a horrible day in the village and you are a beautiful goose.
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- English
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It is a beautiful day in the village, and you are a beautiful goose
Honk honk honk honk honk honk
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It was a beautiful morning in the peaceful little village. The songbirds sang, the gardener gardened, the tidy neighbour tidied, and the sun rose in an ominous shade of orange, the colour of a goose’s beak. A malevolent HONK echoed across the up to then peaceful landscape, announcing the arrival of yet another day of feathers and fear. The messy neighbour, still fast asleep and safe in her bed, shivered and pulled the blankets over her head to hide as long as possible. The goose, undaunted, waddled from its lair, ready to wreck havoc. Its task for today was to get these two idiots to kiss by any means necessary.
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[Podfic] The Goose | written by GlitterNyappyGacktRose by Tipsy_Kitty for GodOfLaundryBaskets
Fandoms: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
24 Dec 2021
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Quoth the Goose “Honk.”
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Untitled Christmas DLC by Kitsune_Scribe for Rethira
Fandoms: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
18 Dec 2019
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It's a lovely day in December, and you are a
horribleNICE Goose.- Language:
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It is a horrible day and I am a beautiful goose by Wiccy for hangingfire
Fandoms: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
24 Oct 2020
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Today Goose has a job to do. An entire list of jobs to do, in point of actual fact, and the fate of the world hangs in the balance for those jobs getting done without Goose getting caught. No pressure or anything.
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When I requested Untitled Goose Game last year, I had no idea it was going to inspire so many stories, including this excellent NYR. I am delighted.
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The town prepares to celebrate the inauguration of the tiny model of their village, but some failed attempts later they are still trying to figure out who keeps destroying their beloved castle replica.
Or how the town discovers they may have a geese problem.
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Official (and not) documentation surrounding the inauguration of the town's tiny model. Naturally, havoc ensues from stem to stern. This is too much fun.
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I Am Goose by katekane for boasamishipper
Fandoms: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game), Among Us (Video Game), Get Out (2017), Samantha - An American Girl Holiday (2004), Top Gun (1986)
16 Dec 2020
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Goose has something very important to do, but not the greatest attention span. If only he remembered what it is he has to do - or could make the stubborn villagers help him find out - before time runs out...
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- English
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The game retold in rhyme. Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk......ding, dong
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Truly the fic of all time
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Somebody left the gate open on Halloween again by AnarchyAnagrams for Odalyn
Fandoms: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
24 Oct 2022
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Ya darn goose, whatcha gonna do with all that loot?
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- English
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The key to have fun by Odalyn for Chibifukurou
Fandoms: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
14 Feb 2021
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Just a regular day for a goose on the loose
Chocolate box round 6 treat
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- English
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The Great British Honk-Off by neosaiyanangel for Meatball42
Fandoms: The Great British Bake Off RPF, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
14 Nov 2019
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Mary Berry and her partner judge the newest batch of bakes.
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- English
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Goose Game Headcanons by Hopedfutur20_RosingTea
Fandoms: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
25 Jul 2021
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Headcanons that I've created all by myself without any sources. These headcanons are mine and mine alone. Whether I'll make a shot with this info depends. Enjoy reading my headcanons.
(Everyone is here, including the mini figurines from the Model Village.)
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"The Goose has seen the side looks The Tidy Neighbor and The Groundskeeper have been giving each other. From the shop, the pub and even passing by each other. The Goose just about had enough of this, it knew the two were beating around the bush, so it was up to The Goose itself to break the dance."
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The song "Bad Guy" comes on the radio. The groundskeeper, who notices a bird waddling around, starts to sing his own version of the song. At first, he assumes that the bird is a duck. However, it slowly dawns on him that he is in fact dealing with a goose, the most chaotic bird of all...
Parody of "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish.
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It is a lovely day in an idyllic village. And then there's you: a horrible goose.
A bit from the perspective of the groundskeeper in Untitled Goose Game.