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    When it comes to working together, Katsuki Bakugou and Izuku Midoriya are professionals. Professionals who are very petty. So when multiple cases come up that annoy the shit out of them, they annoy the shit out of the villains, in the most unconventional way possible.

    Or, Katsuki and Izuku get a little too comfortable with their relationship in front of random villains.

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    31 Dec 2023

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    "There's no such thing as always, Deku. If Dynamight is still hearty and hale, then he's going. I think the public will get a kick out of seeing him hold his own against Hirano and Merry. Stop pouting."

    "I'm not pouting," Izuku said with a pout. "I just—Kacchan—"

    "Dynamight is an adult and a pro-hero. He is more than capable of answering questions about himself for an hour. Get some rest. I want you in tip-top condition for your talk at the museum opening next week. Now, please give the phone back to Dynamight."

    Izuku mumbled a goodbye and mouthed Sorry as he handed the phone to Kacchan.

    Kacchan groaned. "Yeah, I'll do the interview, goddamn. But if they want me to talk for an hour, then they'll get me for an hour, got it?"

    An hour of pure, unfiltered Kacchan.

    Izuku was sure that they didn't know what they were getting into.

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    Izuku and Kacchan always do their interviews together, but with Izuku home sick, Kacchan has to weather it alone. Izuku is worried, especially when a rude guest starts needling Kacchan about their relationship.

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    31 Dec 2023

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    😍😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 my baby’s

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    "Ah! Oh no! My phone's dead" there's a quiver in the drunk man's voice "I have to bury it! Oh my god my phones dead"

    Katsuki facepalms, this guy is probably worse then fucking dunce face when his smashed. There's a sniffle on the other end of the intercom and Katsuki scowls

    "Are you fucking crying?"

    "N-no! Just someone said i could stay here! Where the fuck is the man who said that?" The person yells "It's so cold out here my dick receded into my body man"

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    Or Izuku gets absolutely smashed and sleeps on a stranger's couch.

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