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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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06 Jan 2025
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He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with the epilogue.
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05 Nov 2024
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No one knew exactly when Draco Malfoy had become a vampire. They knew only that he was a monster created for Voldemort’s regime, tasked to decimate the Order and drain them of their life. Hermione Granger is determined to rid him of his vampiric curse to even the scales of the war. After being captured by Death Eaters, she becomes a prisoner of The Dark Lord’s favored weapon.
Will she be able cure Draco of his affliction before the end of the war? Or is it too late to bring him back to humanity?
07/15/25 - The Blood of Monsters is currently under revision, with edits by teaandtapestry. Chapters that have been edited will be noted in the A/N and be given chapter titles.
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03 Oct 2024
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During the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter walked into the forbidden forest, died, and walked out with crimson eyes as the new vessel of the Dark Lord. Since then, Hermione Granger served as an elite member of the True Order, isolating herself from other Order members and going on missions alone, not only haunted by the loss of her best friend, Harry, but Ron who had run away after the battle.
Three and a half years later, Draco Malfoy shows up with his two year old son on the Order’s doorstep seeking to switch sides. Together, Draco and Hermione are forced to deal with not only each other, but their own past and confront who they’ve become because of the war.
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05 Aug 2024
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"Is it really a good idea to run away from war with the person you despise the most?"
A hotel, A boathouse, Narcissa Malfoy's safe-house, and the world's most powerful wand left behind by Regulus Black.
What else could Hermione add to the list to make her absolutely insane?Ah yes, Draco fucking Malfoy.
ALSO AVAILABLE ON MY WATTPAD (sixth_senses)
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02 Aug 2024
