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For I Know The Plans I Have For You (bible crackfic) by 171_qwerty
Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament)
12 Dec 2025
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this is a crackfic, it is not meant to offend anyone.
Jesus Christ, the son of Mary (The Virgin Mary) and God starts his senior year at Trinity High. He's dating the quarterback of the football team, Judas Iscariot, he's the most popular boy at school along with his 12 friends known as "The Apostles", and he's the star of the swim team. The principal (God) is his father so he and his friends are automatically treated better: they get better school lunches, their tests are secretly curved, and they get preferential treatment from the teachers (although shhh, that's a secret). Jesus' life is perfect. What could possibly go wrong?
(aka a fic that two delusional friends that are probably going to hell made)