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Remus has been stood up.
It’s been 30 minutes and his blind date clearly saw the scars and bounced, the waiter keeps giving him dirty looks, and he really just wants to drown himself in boxed wine and forget this night ever happened.
That's when, out of nowhere, the most gorgeous man shows up, pretending to be his boyfriend. The man is a complete stranger, who just wants to help someone in a shitty situation, but it honestly feels like they’ve known each other their whole lives.
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03 Dec 2024
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“I can’t have a threesome, Lily. I do puzzles for fun. I drink Ovaltine. I have a mug that says ‘I heart spreadsheets’. And it wasn’t even a present; I went out and bought it for myself because I really do. I heart spreadsheets.”
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11 Nov 2024
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Five stories, written for a challenge, that follow Sirius and Remus from the first time they talk over text until the first time they say 'I love you'.
Modern Marauders AU, where Remus chose to be home-schooled and thus never met the others at Hogwarts.- Words:
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07 Jan 2024
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Blacks do not cry. Blacks do not make empty threats. Blacks do not care about 'goodness.' And they most definitely do not fall in love.
Sirius was the perfect Black. Until he wasn't.
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A Slytherin! Sirius AU, in which Sirius is disowned after destroying his Dark Mark and finds himself homeless, friendless, and worst of all, bored. Enter Gryffindor's resident bad boy, Remus Lupin.
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03 Jul 2023
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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03 Jul 2023