16 Bookmarks by 17_and_nothing
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Remus has been stood up.
It’s been 30 minutes and his blind date clearly saw the scars and bounced, the waiter keeps giving him dirty looks, and he really just wants to drown himself in boxed wine and forget this night ever happened.
That's when, out of nowhere, the most gorgeous man shows up, pretending to be his boyfriend. The man is a complete stranger, who just wants to help someone in a shitty situation, but it honestly feels like they’ve known each other their whole lives.
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- English
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- 3,822
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 102
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03 Dec 2024
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“I can’t have a threesome, Lily. I do puzzles for fun. I drink Ovaltine. I have a mug that says ‘I heart spreadsheets’. And it wasn’t even a present; I went out and bought it for myself because I really do. I heart spreadsheets.”
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- English
- Words:
- 7,753
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 114
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- 2,581
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Bookmarked by 17_and_nothing
11 Nov 2024
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Five stories, written for a challenge, that follow Sirius and Remus from the first time they talk over text until the first time they say 'I love you'.
Modern Marauders AU, where Remus chose to be home-schooled and thus never met the others at Hogwarts.- Words:
- 14,818
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 20
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07 Jan 2024
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Blacks do not cry. Blacks do not make empty threats. Blacks do not care about 'goodness.' And they most definitely do not fall in love.
Sirius was the perfect Black. Until he wasn't.
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A Slytherin! Sirius AU, in which Sirius is disowned after destroying his Dark Mark and finds himself homeless, friendless, and worst of all, bored. Enter Gryffindor's resident bad boy, Remus Lupin.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,224
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 595
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- 3,578
- Bookmarks:
- 1,094
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- 67,122
Bookmarked by 17_and_nothing
03 Jul 2023
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 82,048
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 27
- Comments:
- 1,161
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- 13,637
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- 4,761
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03 Jul 2023
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"What the hell, dude?" A voice says, rough and tired. "You couldn't have fallen a foot to the left? You crushed my records!"
"WHAT THE FUCK."
"You didn't land on my Zeppelin, did you? Can you check?"
"WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
"Stop yelling, dude, I'm hungover!"
"You're dead!" Steve blinks, rubs at his eyes, blinks again. That's it, he's officially lost it. He's seeing things. Maybe Vecna's back, or something, making him hallucinate, because why else would he be seeing a very much alive Eddie Munson right now? A very much alive Eddie Munson who's staring at him from where he's hunched under his desk, his hair everywhere and his eyes strangely liquid, yelling at him for breaking his records, of all things.
"Evidently not." Eddie says, gesturing a lazy hand over himself and trying a sharp-toothed smile but mostly just looking exhausted and scared.
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- Part 1 of eddie munson's vampire mixtape
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- English
- Words:
- 21,070
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 365
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- 7,024
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- 1,305
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Bookmarked by 17_and_nothing
18 Aug 2022
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Me @ Merlin Writers: What if You Didn't Murder My Favorite Characters? by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandom: Merlin (TV)
05 May 2020
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This is just me being salty and writing a bunch of AUs where certain characters survive and are awesome later on in the series (none of them are related). They all have some sort of relationship with Arthur. Here's What I got so far and an updated version of what is officially coming.
- Balinor Lives: Returning the Favor
- Gwen and Merlin’s Friendship Lives: Loyalty before Royalty
- Will Lives: In Which Arthur Lets a Sorcerer Live and Regrets It
- Freya Lives: The Prince Who Cried Witch
- Lancelot Lives: Calling the Middle Man
- Uther's Redemption Arc Lives: Fool Me Once
- Hunith's Relevance in the Show Lives: Exceptionally Exceptional
- Ygraine Lives: The Only Rules that Apply to Rulers
- Alator Lives: The Salt of the Forsaken
- Aithusa's Potential Lives: 10 Reasons Not to Fight a Dragon (a Guide by Arthur Pendragon)
- Deagal Lives: The Servant's Apprentice
- Mordred Being Good Lives: Guarding the Guardian
- Gwaine and Merlin's Love Lives: Needless to Say
- Elyan Lives: (Not Written Yet)
(cont. in notes bc i ran out of txt space lol)- Words:
- 181,630
- Works:
- 13
- Bookmarks:
- 2,150
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19 Feb 2022
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Merlin Duty: A Thrilling Saga of everyone in Camelot shipping Merthur by injeong
Fandom: Merlin (TV)
19 Apr 2022
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Everyone in Camelot loves Merlin because he's the purest, bubbliest, sweetest and most helpful person in the entire kingdom. Arthur knows this, and also comes to the realisation that he loves Merlin too (in a way different to everyone else). Everyone in the kingdom ships them and they don't make an effort to hide it.
- Words:
- 36,282
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 765
Bookmarked by 17_and_nothing
30 Nov 2021
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Steve accidentally makes a deal with a demon called Buchanan, who keeps showing up... and then doesn't leave.
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- Part 30 of Meet-Cute AU's
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17 Oct 2021
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“Not a fan of exorcisms, Stiles?” the figure asked as though he were enquiring about the rain.
“Not really. I could spew black bile if you’d like more authenticity,” Stiles answered.
“Stiles, what’s going on?” Scott demanded, unease growing.
Stiles is a demon, always has been, and never intended for anyone to know. Unfortunately, his secret is forcefully revealed and he has nowhere to hide.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,521
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 61
- Kudos:
- 3,718
- Bookmarks:
- 615
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- 39,655
Bookmarked by 17_and_nothing
11 Oct 2020
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anonymous asked:"#5(fake relationship) sterek please! if ur doing that"
Derek and Stiles have started dating but nobody believes them.
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- Part 67 of Prompt Fics
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08 Jul 2020
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03 Jun 2020
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The pack tries to get Stiles and Derek together. Only... they are already together.
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02 Jun 2020
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A Knight in Shining Flannel by Elpie (Horribibble) for fairyotto
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Jul 2014
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When a frantic phone call from his daughter sends him speeding across town, Derek Hale is prepared for the worst.
What he finds instead are the Stilinskis.
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An AU featuring tiny werewolves, awkward single dads, and one bad babysitter.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,650
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 167
- Kudos:
- 8,552
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- 740
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- 98,016
Bookmarked by 17_and_nothing
23 May 2020
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Derek is having a bad day and breaks down on a stranger's doorstep.
Stiles is the stranger. He really doesn't mind.
Also, there's a cat.Series
- Part 1 of Hale At Heart
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,243
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 544
- Kudos:
- 7,314
- Bookmarks:
- 1,447
- Hits:
- 102,425
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21 May 2020
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Stiles is an unbonded spark, so he's been dealing with courting alphas since he was ten. It's gotten a lot worse since he turned sixteen. Some are assholes, some are nice, but Stiles hasn't wanted to spend the rest of his life bound to any of them.
When Derek Hale shows up at his school, Stiles expects him to be just another asshole alpha attempting to buy him with expensive gifts. But Derek Hale puts no effort whatsoever into his courtship gifts. Stiles ought to be offended but instead he finds it refreshing.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,758
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 594
- Kudos:
- 22,857
- Bookmarks:
- 4,060
- Hits:
- 198,340
Bookmarked by 17_and_nothing
10 May 2020