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Agatha Harkness is back in Westview. Newly divorced. Working nights. She didn’t expect to see Rio Vidal again. Then again, she never really knew what to do with her in the first place.
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There’s no rule against running into someone you haven’t spoken to in ten years and realizing nothing about them has changed except their hair and the exact angle of the knife they twist in your gut.
Agatha’s fine.
Agatha’s not mad.
She just wants to know who the fuck decided to keep that particular bit of very fucking important information classified.
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“Com—” Her voice cracks, and she clears her throat. “Come in!”
“Nice save,” Agatha whispers sarcastically.
“Shut up,” the girl snaps, whipping her head around to shoot Agatha a glare that could kill, hissing through her teeth.
Then, the door creaks open slowly, the sound dragging out in the thick silence. Every second feels like an eternity to Agatha, her heart pounding in her chest as she holds her breath, staring at the door. The anticipation is unbearable, the tension in the air palpable.
And then, she sees her.
Rio.
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My take on what happens post finale. Come on in, the water’s fine:)))
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It’s the weekend of Harper and Abby’s wedding, and this event has everything: ostentatious displays of New England wealth; bridal party brunches; themed cocktails; canapés; moonlit swims in the nude; exquisite torture; cold pizza; gas station popsicles; a copy of Machiavelli’s “The Prince”; a bruise on Sloane Caldwell’s shoulder that matches the dental records of one Riley Bennett.
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“Aw, you got me a present?”
“Well—before I knew you were…” Rio hesitates, gestures vaguely in Agatha’s direction, tries to ignore the amusement rolling off her in waves, “You.”
“Still got me one,” Agatha’s voice is melodic—a taunt wrapped in a tease, “You can’t take it back now. That’s gotta give you like a hundred years of bad luck or something, right?”
(Rio wouldn’t know, but at this point she’s ready to risk it.
She can just ask Lilia later.
Later when she’s… back in Westview and trying to avoid this one street like the plague.)
“I think it would be best if I took it and left,” Rio says, present gripped in her hand like Agatha’s a feral dog who’ll rip it from her with her teeth, “We can pretend we never saw each other.”
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Rio's only going to this party as moral support for Alice, so of course the stranger hosting it is her ex-girlfriend, and of course the gift she brings her is a vibrator.
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02 Dec 2025
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you always do that (something i'm not quite sure of) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
18 May 2025
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“Do you think you’ll have kids?” Agatha says and then moves around the room, not watching Rio, touching her fingers to the edges of paint cans and ladders.
“I’d like to,” Rio sighs, rubs the knuckle of a thumb in the crease between her brows, “See,” She says, smile appearing, “Yet another thing we don’t see eye to eye on.”
There’s none of the usual, ‘well that’s why we’re not friends’, ‘we don’t have anything in common’, or, ‘I didn’t ask for your input’.
All Agatha says is, “Yeah.”
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5 moments of jealousy pre ‘i wonder which cup you'll drink from (i hope it's mine)’, and 1 moment after they finally got together
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A prequel and a sequel wrapped in one
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- Part 2 of slide away
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30 Nov 2025
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Agatha leans in towards Rio, all attention on her, “I told them I’m going on a date tonight—”
“Ah, so there’s the line. You know, if you wanted to take me out, you could’ve just asked.”
Agatha glares at Rio for her stupid joke, “No need for all the excess—a photo of you will do, just so they know when I come home that I could date if I wanted to.”
“So you want a picture of me to convince everyone back home that you’re going on a date… instead of just going on a date?”
Agatha clicks and points at Rio, “Now you’re getting it.”
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Agatha needs to convince her son and her friends that she’s having the whirlwind vacation romance of a lifetime. Probably so they don’t think she’ll die alone. That’s where Rio (who she knows absolutely nothing about) comes in.
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30 Nov 2025
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(ex) stripper rio + agatha's birthday. a match made in heaven.
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20 Nov 2025