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Misfortune's Mistress by 3HeadedMonster
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
02 Feb 2026
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Summary
Dantsu Flame has not had a good career, all things considered. Perhaps if she'd been a year older, or a year younger, she might have gone down in history as one of the greatest umamusume of all time. Alas - fate had other plans for her.
Matikanefukukitaru has had a pretty good career, all things considered. After all, fortune has always been on her side - well, except for all the times that it hasn't. Nothing a visit to a shrine couldn't fix though, usually. Alas - fate had other plans for her.
After yet another defeat, Dantsu Flame thinks she might just be the unluckiest umamusume of all. But when her path crosses with that of Tracen's most superstitious eccentric, she begins to wonder: how much is written in the stars, and how much can she change with her own legs?
Matikanefukukitaru might just hold the answer.
If Dantsu can make any sense of what she's saying, anyway.
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A weird fic based on my two faves, for little reason other than that they're my two faves. We out here cooking up rarepairs the likes of which have never been seen.
Series
- Part 1 of The DantsuFuku Rarepair Chronicles