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Annie is not very good at talking dirty. However, that's sure as hell not going to stop her.
Bookmarked by Absconeder
22 Apr 2026
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"Yes, Sam,” she moaned. “Spurt your love juice into my moist canal.”
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Dobby has come to kill his old master, but he finds himself oddly aroused by the man, so takes an unconventional route of revenge.
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There is something so oddly oxymoronic about the phrase dead tired.
Perhaps it would be simpler to call it a paradox. A paradox refers to a contradiction in a logical sentence or phrase. Dead tired. One cannot be tired if they are dead.
Cellbit is dead tired, yet his heart pounds in his ears as his eyes fly open with the terrified memory of something ripped from his throat. Is it an oxymoron or a paradox?
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In which Impulse and Bdubs do as newlyweds are wont to do; Ren evangelises to Bigb about the benefits of mutual masturbation; Jimmy discovers an effective method for calming Tango down; Joel discovers the exceptionally enjoyable dangers of antagonising Etho; Cleo and Martyn do a bit of long-distance relationship negotiation; Scar sends Grian down memory lane to a different world entirely; and precisely nothing changes between Pearl and Scott.
(Seven short drabbles about the soulmate duos discovering that it's not only pain that transfers over, in approximate order of how well they handle it.)
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Humans make mistakes, it's part of the human condition.
