AbsintheRobette
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- Superman - All Media Types (5)
- Batman - All Media Types (5)
- DCU (Comics) (5)
- DCU (2)
- Super Sons (Comics) (2)
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One Way Ticket to Snuggleville by AbsintheRobette
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Jul 2025
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“What is wrong with Father?” he asked his brothers while taking up a fighting stance. Bruce approached his youngest son like a tiger approaching his prey, arms lifted and ready to snuggle.
“Just let it happen, baby bird, he’s inescapable,” Jason muttered from the safety of the other side of the cave.
Damian jumped up to avoid Bruce’s hug attack and shot his grappling hook to escape. The Dark Knight was right behind him, firing his own grappling hook in pursuit.
“I will kill you, Father!” Damian yelled back, a hand threatening close to his sword.
“Damian! Come here, I want to give you a hug,” Bruce yelled back.--
OR Bruce gets hit with some sort of gas that makes him have no control over his impulses, and he becomes a cuddle monster.CH 1-Batfamily
CH 2- Superbat -
Kinder Eggs & Co. by AbsintheRobette
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
16 May 2025
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“Would you like to get dinner sometime?” Clark asked, his eyes big and hopeful. In his hands, he clutched a small bouquet, which he was unknowingly crushing with his super strength.
“Sure,” Bruce said, reaching out to take the poor flowers out of Clark’s grip.--
OR Clark and Bruce go and a date and are cutie patooties. Bruce wants Clark to kiss him, but Clark's an idiot. But then Bruce is hit by sex pollen.
Loosely based on the dynamic of Clark: Has never kissed anyone before, Bruce: Expecting tongue.
PREQUAL TO Bees in the Wind, but can be read independently
Series
- Part 2 of The Pollen Procedure
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Bees In The Wind by AbsintheRobette
Fandoms: Super Sons (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
28 Apr 2025
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When Damian turned 18 his father sat him down for a talk, THE talk. However, when your father is Batman and you are a crime fighter yourself, the talk is not the one most teenagers have with their parents.
“As you know there are various risks in our profession,” he started. Damian arched a brow. Of course, he knew this. One didn't grow up in the League of Assassins and become one of the most fearsome crime-fighting vigilantes without risk. “But there is a specific type of risk which I have shielded you from so far that has now become relevant,” Bruce said.
“And what is this risk?” Damian asked, his curiosity eating at him. Bruce said nothing for a long second.
“The sexual risk.”--
OR Damian gets hit with sex pollen and Jon helps him out.Series
- Part 1 of The Pollen Procedure
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The App That Shall Not Be Named by AbsintheRobette
Fandoms: Super Sons (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
11 Apr 2025
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Damian stared down at the dorm number the man sent him. That was his dorm number. Realization started to seep in and his eyes shot up to look at Jon who was staring at his phone nervously. He had matched with Jon. Jon was into guys? Jon did hookups? Jon was a virgin? Did Jon know it was him? So many questions flashed through his mind. Jon was nervously chewing on his bottom lip as he waited for a reply.
Damian thought carefully about his next move. He could reveal the truth to Jon or… see how this plays out?
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OR Jon and Damian are college roommates and unknowingly match on an anonymous hookup app -
The Sound of Your Heartbeat by AbsintheRobette for crowbusiness
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Mar 2025
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“You’re in rut,” Bruce whispered. He read as much as the computer offered him. When Kryptonians are of age and become close to a suitable mate, they go into heat or rut. They become protective of their mate and need to be close with them during this time. They seclude themselves in a “nest” and have sex with their mate until the period is over. If one endures the period without intercourse, it is extremely painful. Oh. “You think I'm your mate…” Bruce trailed off. He thinks it must be a mistake, Clark is mistaking him for someone else. It said the heat is triggered when they get close to their mate, but there's no way Clark thinks of him like that. His crush is one-sided. That he knows for sure. There is no way Clark likes-
“Yes! Mate!” Clark chirped. His head which had been buried in the crook of Bruce's neck lifted so that he could look Bruce in the eyes. “Bruce,” Clark moaned out. “Be my mate? Please,” Clark whispered as he leaned forward.
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OR Clark listens to Bruce’s heartbeat to calm down, but then accidentally finds out his secret identity and goes into rut/heat.
Recent series
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The Pollen Procedure by AbsintheRobette
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Super Sons (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
16 May 2025
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