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Growing up, Neil never received any comfort whenever he got hurt. But now he has Andrew.
5 times Andrew kisses Neil's ouches better and one time Neil returns the gesture.
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Maybe don't read passages from weird books you find on the ground on Halloween (Just a thought) by Accio_pitch
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
31 May 2020
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The monsters spend more time arguing than actually getting ready.
A group of dumbass drunk cheerleaders find a magic book on the ground.
The monsters turn into children.
The upperclassmen have to deal, hilarity ensues.David Wymack is too old for this shit.
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“You have to let me go.”
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24 Oct 2025
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Sanji was fifteen when Zeff suggested working at Camp Mugiwara for the summer. He’d said it was so Sanji could get experience in different types of culinary professions.
“Some fresh air will be good for ya, Eggplant!”
Sanji thinks he was fifteen and Zeff wanted him out of his goddamn kitchen for a few months.
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A Zosan Modern Camp AU. Vignettes of camp humor, walkie talkies, texting mid-year, and an overarching coming of age story. Tags for full story.- Language:
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23 Oct 2025
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“Curls?”
Zoro smothers a lash of alarm.
He pictures the platform he and Sanji had been on before it collapsed.It had a mechanical lift. He feels confident it was a mineshaft. Shouldn’t that mean they fell together? Into the same space?
Zoro clenches his fists instead and tries to focus on his surroundings. To process them despite the darkness. The ground is uneven. Each of his feet lie at different angles and there are bits of gravel under the arches of his boots. The air is wet and cold, the weight of it thin and the taste of it stale.
Between the rasp of air from his own lungs, the only sounds exist in the regular cadence of dripping water.
Unbidden, Zoro’s thoughts supplement a reason Sanji isn’t responding. A reason why Zoro wouldn’t be able to hear his breathing.A reason with glassy, cerulean eyes and blood matted hair.
It doesn’t take much... after all.
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Established ZoSan
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22 Oct 2025
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“What?” Zoro redirects, “wait, I thought you wanted me to win?”
“Oh I did,” the Prince snorts, a crook of a smile on his lips. “Judge was furious that a common pirate took his fancy tournament by storm.”
Zoro doesn’t reply, trying to consolidate the nervous omega he’d seen at breakfast with the spitfire that stood before him now.
Sanji takes another slow draw of his cigarette and then snarls, pulling himself to his full height and adjusting his stance to one of offense, one foot sliding back in a practiced move for balance. “I’ll have you know that it’s not just the strength of his heirs that necessitates a tournament of strength for my intimacy,” he smirks. “For all his talk about the weakness of omegas, Judge has sent many an alpha to my chambers before,” the blond explains harshly, his eye blazing. “They have never returned successful, or intact.”
Oh.
So that’s where the two sides converged.
The omega could fight.
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Swordsman and Alpha Roronoa Zoro enters a tournament of strength only to discover the prize is not the jewelry and gems he expected.- Language:
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22 Oct 2025
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birdbrain go brr by MasterFinland
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Oct 2025
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Dabi brings the kid around again towards the middle of March, when the weather is just starting to soften into something a little less biting. It’s a deliberate choice this time, but he still doesn’t give any forewarning because he’s an asshole and it’s honestly kind of funny to see them flounder about a kid that doesn’t even reach their knees on his tiptoes.
The most wanted villains in the world brought down by an irrational fear of Dabi’s goofy-ass toddler. How humiliating.
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