ActuallyPasta



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    Steve hears that line all the time and goes in anyway. Don’t you Steve?

    Eddie smirks as he lets them into the van, still bickering. Fuck, what a day. What a week. And now his brain is on a loop, sleep deprived and laser focused on whether the rumour mill is true or false. On whether or not Steve really is hung like a horse.

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    spurred on by robin's quip at the wsqk, eddie fucks around (and finds out)

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    30 Dec 2025

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    A panic attack at a Halloween party leaves Steve in a compromising position, made that much worse when Eddie Munson gets involved. When events take an unexpected turn, Steve's evening gets much, much better.

    For the Kinktober prompt "quiet sex."

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Bilbo is sent on a field assignment to study a recently discovered 100-year-old shipwreck, and it changes his life forever. Things of legend and myth are supposed to stay just that, and yet one act of compassion puts Bilbo face to face with a being that can’t possibly exist.

    Or: Bilbo meets a half octopus merman, Thorin, and agrees to help him. Their time together changes everything.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Steve didn’t really know where they were going the first time he gave into the impulse to kiss Eddie Munson, was already half convinced it was going to end with him getting decked. Eddie liking guys didn’t mean he was into Steve, no matter what Robin kept suggesting with every arched eyebrow and poorly hidden smirk.

    But he’d been staring at Steve’s mouth for almost twenty minutes and Steve wasn’t even taking a hit off the joint they’d been sharing anymore and his eyes were so dark and wide and his lips were all pink and pouty and Steve just had to give it a try.

    [Or: Somehow, the best part of being friends with benefits is the part where they’re actually friends.]

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    03 Sep 2025

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    When Steve got home from a long day of work to find his fridge looking as sad and empty as he felt, he decided to treat himself to some takeout for his birthday, getting so much more than he bargained for when his his long-haired, doe-eyed, hotter than hell DoorDash driver Eddie arrived with his order.

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    09 Aug 2025