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    Steve hears that line all the time and goes in anyway. Don’t you Steve?

    Eddie smirks as he lets them into the van, still bickering. Fuck, what a day. What a week. And now his brain is on a loop, sleep deprived and laser focused on whether the rumour mill is true or false. On whether or not Steve really is hung like a horse.

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    spurred on by robin's quip at the wsqk, eddie fucks around (and finds out)

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    30 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    A panic attack at a Halloween party leaves Steve in a compromising position, made that much worse when Eddie Munson gets involved. When events take an unexpected turn, Steve's evening gets much, much better.

    For the Kinktober prompt "quiet sex."

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    28 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    Bilbo is sent on a field assignment to study a recently discovered 100-year-old shipwreck, and it changes his life forever. Things of legend and myth are supposed to stay just that, and yet one act of compassion puts Bilbo face to face with a being that can’t possibly exist.

    Or: Bilbo meets a half octopus merman, Thorin, and agrees to help him. Their time together changes everything.

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    13 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Steve didn’t really know where they were going the first time he gave into the impulse to kiss Eddie Munson, was already half convinced it was going to end with him getting decked. Eddie liking guys didn’t mean he was into Steve, no matter what Robin kept suggesting with every arched eyebrow and poorly hidden smirk.

    But he’d been staring at Steve’s mouth for almost twenty minutes and Steve wasn’t even taking a hit off the joint they’d been sharing anymore and his eyes were so dark and wide and his lips were all pink and pouty and Steve just had to give it a try.

    [Or: Somehow, the best part of being friends with benefits is the part where they’re actually friends.]

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    03 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    When Steve got home from a long day of work to find his fridge looking as sad and empty as he felt, he decided to treat himself to some takeout for his birthday, getting so much more than he bargained for when his his long-haired, doe-eyed, hotter than hell DoorDash driver Eddie arrived with his order.

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    09 Aug 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 43

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    Years ago, Jaskier accidentally made a fae deal. It isn't a problem, usually, except now he's traveling with his witcher, who has gotten far nosier about the way Jaskier is acting.

    Geralt is determined to sniff out what Jaskier is hiding, and if he can, help Jaskier fix it. This turns out to be far more intimate than expected.

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    27 Mar 2025

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    Jinshi had very vivid dreams, yet this one was the most vivid of all, almost as if it were real. Thankfully it was and it was everything he wanted and more. Though there are a lot of emotional struggles in such a large decision. Mostly on Maomao's side.
    (Don't come for me, I suck at summaries.)

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    15 Mar 2025

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    Jaskier the Bard does his best to change people's minds about witchers with his songs.

    Professor Pankratze does his best to impart everything he has learned on to his students. Whether social injustice has anything to do with the musical theory and composition classes he teaches is irrelevant.

    His students are far more attentive than he ever could've hoped.

    Or: Five times Professor Pankratze's students step up to help a witcher when no one else will. And one time it's the other professors who take up the task.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    02 Feb 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 21

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    25 Jan 2025

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    When Okarun catches Momo looking at rather interesting videos on her phone, Momo asserts that she only stumbled upon such content on her social media feed. Of course, Okarun has to investigate. Maybe Momo does, too.

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    25 Jan 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 55

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    There she was, laying in bed, thinking about that stupid golden ball.

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    25 Jan 2025

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    Okarun shares his fears for what will become of him if they're unable to recover the stolen part of him. As he worries over how no woman will ever want him, Momo tells him "You've still got fingers and a mouth."

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    25 Jan 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 30

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    The school's cultural festival is upon them, and for once, Ken's classmates don't forget him. He was offered a specific, special role: wander the hallways and promote his classmates' maid cafe. He does, unfortunately, have to dress as a maid to do so, but that shouldn't make walking the hallways too much harder, right?

    Luckily, Momo is always around to save him, no matter what trouble Ken finds himself in.

    Unlucky, Momo isn't immune to the sight of him in a maid uniform, and Momo isn't much help when she's the one Ken needs saving from.

    It's a good thing Ken doesn't actually want to be saved.

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    2,045

    25 Jan 2025

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    Little bits of Momo and Okarun's dating life, along with the highs and lows of him technically being a yokai.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    25 Jan 2025

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    'It's on a freakishly cold summer night that Senku asks Gen how many stars he thinks are in the sky. It’s a question asked without the expectation of a correct answer, meant to act as a perfect segue into one of those lectures Senku finds a sadistic joy within.'

    The children yearn for the 21st Century again and Minami Hokutozai is looking for the biggest journalistic scoop in this Stone world. The night sky is all wrong and Nikki Hanada finds she might actually miss school. The past is sweet and Gen Asagiri is uncertain that the future can be the same.

    Alternatively, time travel from the ground up.

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    Comments:
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    22 Jan 2025

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    Eddie Munson has been living the rock star life for years. Constantly moving around, he hasn't had the luxury of a real connection with someone in a long time. All of that changes when he steps into a D&D themed coffee shop and falls for the gorgeous man behind the counter.

    Steve Harrington has been looking for love in all the wrong places. Ever the hopeless romantic, he wants nothing more than the perfect movie meet cute where he finds his person. Fate comes knocking when a handsome stranger walks into the kid's shop.

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    Comments:
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    230
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    36,864

    09 Jan 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 79

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    "Excuse me, did you just offer to devirginize me?"

    Or,

    Jesus. Stiles just knew he’d be a fucking cock-slut when faced with the real thing.

    Alternatively,

    An ode to dicks, pretty much. And balls, there’s also balls.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    634
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    Hits:
    9,914

    08 Jan 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 93

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    When Stiles wakes up the next morning, safe and sound in his narrow, slightly wobbly single bed in his dorm, one singular, unshakable thought flits through his foggy, sleep-addled brain before he groans, drags the covers back over his head, and officially declares war on himself.

    He is an absolute fucking idiot.

    Alpacas in Peru actually sound a whole lot better than facing up to the fact that he just gave Derek a blowjob in the back of his stupid Camaro.

    Or: “I think I just gave poor Rudolph a facial, oh my God.”

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    6,906

    08 Jan 2025

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    Stiles unlocks his phone to send out a quick text asking his father what he wants to eat, even though he’ll get salad regardless, and notices a strange number on his recent call log.

    His face scrunches in confusion before realization dawns on him.

    Oh shit.

    Events from the night before peek through the hazy fog of his mind. Stiles thought, or he was hoping, that the phone call was a dream. But there it is, staring at him in the face—a one minute and 57-second call to an unfamiliar number.

    Oh God.

    Did he seriously call someone—possibly an alpha werewolf!—for phone sex?

    ...Or the one where Stiles drunk dials a very grumpy alpha werewolf and propositions him for phone sex. Hilarity, misunderstandings, and feelings ensue.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    874
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    5,880
    Bookmarks:
    1,537
    Hits:
    118,620

    04 Jan 2025

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    When Geralt finally learns Jaskier’s secret, nothing changes, except everything does. Worst of all, they need to learn to communicate.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    141
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    2,007
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    22,126

    01 Jan 2025

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