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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2026
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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Antonin kidnaps Hermione during the Department of Mysteries debacle, not knowing who she was, or why he needed her. Rabastan’s strange affection for Luna introduces them all to the mudblood in the dungeons. When she offers good company, they offer her a way out, but she has to die first. Antonin begins to learn that things have changed since he’s gotten out of Azkaban, and Hermione fights to complete Dumbledore’s work in order to win the war.
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"Sirius Black is like drinking whiskey; you don’t want to do it, but you love the way it feels when it goes down."
Or: After her four-year relationship goes spectacularly up in flames, Hermione Granger finds herself living in Grimmauld Place with her best friend, Harry, and his infuriatingly attractive godfather.
There’s also the tiny, inconvenient detail that she may or may not have dragged Sirius Black back from beyond the Veil using ancient magic she definitely wasn’t supposed to touch.
Hermione prefers not to think about that part.
Sirius, on the other hand, makes it his personal mission to make sure she does. -
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The sequel to the Black Book.
The Most Noble and Ancient House of Black is still at war. And now their enemy is ready to strike back. Not only will their way of life be threatened, but also the fate of magic itself. It's time for the Blacks to remember all their lessons...and who they were born to be.
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- Part 3 of The Black Book
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Snape's first question to Harry about wormwood and asphodel was not just a potions question, but also a message, which in the language of flowers meant "I bitterly regret Lily's death".
Harry never gets the message behind the question, but what if Hermione does, years later?
Not canon-compliant, but canon-inspired.
