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    So you sold your soul without a moment's hesitation to save your sister's life and you're doomed to Hell for eternity, but it's not so bad. The owner of your soul seems to enjoy your presence enough to protect you from the worst that Hell has to offer and employ you as an assistant on his radio show, and after a seven-year sabbatical, seems to even have turned over enough of a new leaf that he inexplicably agrees to help with your friend's idea to open a hotel for rehabilitating sinners, even though he's made it clear multiple times that he doesn't think redemption is possible and cited that it's only for the entertainment of watching you all fail.

    It takes you far longer than it probably should have to realize why he really agreed to help you.

    [An anthology of events during and between Hazbin Hotel episodes with a tooth-rotting amount of fluff thrown in.]

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    13 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 3

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    "I’m sure you still wish you had a normal freaking childhood. I wouldn’t wish such a fate on anyone… Bet you’re all fucked up now. I’d like to comfort you and tell you that we’re all fucked up one way or another, but that’s not true. Some people out there really do live normal lives, as disgusting as that is."

    Set right after Juni's ultimatum (chapter 100), Sayeon is at her most vulnerable and cracks under Ryujin's softer side. For a moment, she gets to feel human again, and she learns that it's a hell of a lot more addicting than feeling like a god.

    Featuring self-deprecating Sayeon who is lowkey into the Ryujin that hates her.

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    08 Jan 2026

  3. Rec 13

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    “Are you stupid? I’m not setting your fucking nose.”

    “Ryujin,” Sayeon hisses, curling her grip around Ryujin’s collar. “I’m Cell 4’s leader. I make the decisions, and you are supposed to listen to me.” She clenches her jaw, and her aura grows more stifling. “You either need to leave me and help them, or set my nose.”

    “You’re fucking crazy,” Ryujin spits.

    Or: Sometimes, Ryujin tends to Sayeon's wounds.

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    08 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 18

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    The rest of Cell 4 as well as Cell 3 know that Ryujin and Sayeon are dating.

    The catch? Neither Sayeon or Ryujin are aware of that fact.

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    06 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 26

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    You keep your hand on the back of her head, the physical contact allowing your power of shackles to flow freely. You can bind Sinners to your will which make you the most powerful woman in DisCity. Except within this exchange, your power is not required.

    Hecate kneels between your legs. Even now, her expression does not change, not even as she leans in and brings her lips to the inside of your thigh. Light, grazing, the promise of more. 

    {Female Chief x Hecate}
    {POV Second Person}

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    28 Dec 2025