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“I can pretend I’m your girlfriend if you teach me how to have sexy sex," Rey said as quickly as she could to just get it over with.
“Wait…” Ben shook his head. “What? Sexy sex?”
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Or: Rey, a heartbroken, wannabe sex joke comedian, gets dumped because she's "bad in bed."
Porn producer and sex expert, Ben, needs a fake girlfriend for "business reasons."
An agreement between friends can't go wrong, right?
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Or: How Ben didn't really have to teach Rey how to give good sex, but how to receive good sex. And how Rey pretended to be his girlfriend only to find out that she really wanted to be his girlfriend.
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18 Dec 2025
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Or: 5 times Jaskier almost died, and the one time Geralt found out that he couldn't.
Jaskier always assumed that Geralt knew that he wasn't human, but when he finds out that Geralt still expects him to die on him, well. There's no reason he can't have a little fun with it until Geralt figures it out.
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- Part 2 of Higher Vampire Jaskier AUs
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27 Jul 2025
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(of everyone i ever knew) i’m giving it all to you by alasse
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
08 Jan 2025
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In a world where the be-all and end-all of relationships is determined by soul resonance, HRH Prince Henry can’t have a soulmate and FSOTUS Alex Claremont-Diaz experiences soul resonance in such a disruptive way that he just doesn’t want one. Against all odds, this is their story.
So he obediently shuffles after June and Nora to say hello, trying his very best not to get distracted by all the connections his brain is shouting at him about.
He’s actually trying so badly not to get distracted that he ends up not realizing it’s his turn to say hello to Prince Henry until he’s right there in front of Alex, holding out a hand, and it means he doesn’t have time to register much outside of wow, are his eyes really that blue? and that’s less of a smile and more of a grimace before their hands touch.
And for the first time since puberty hit, it’s not a sensory shock, it doesn’t feel like someone’s soul is shouting at him.
It’s peaceful. It’s—
“Quiet,” Alex whispers. “Your soul is so quiet.”
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26 Apr 2025
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super SAVR by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
13 Jan 2025
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“Who did this to you?” Henry demands two days later when they meet for lunch.
He’s looking directly at Alex’s jaw where he’d done a shitty job of covering the bruise from the fight with some of Nora’s concealer he’d stolen, which definitely wasn’t the right shade but was all he could get his hands on last minute.
Well. Alex can’t exactly say it was him, can he?
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or, alex has a hard time telling his real life sort-of boyfriend henry that their superhero alter egos don't get along so well.
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18 Apr 2025
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So Real It’ll Feel Fake by sunflowerjpg
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
10 Feb 2025
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Nora is looking at him in that way that spells absolute trouble. He gives Pez a cursory glance, finding a smile so wide it threatens to split his face. June has her eyebrows high on her face and Bea is covering her mouth but the twinkle in her eyes says she’s fighting a laugh.
“What?” he asks, meeting Nora’s eyes again.
“Nothing, nothing. Just fascinated by your choice of chair,” she points out lightly.
Henry glances down and reality smacks him so thoroughly, he almost physically jumps off Alex’s lap. He barely twitches though, the arm around his waist keeping him anchored.
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The first time he does it, he’s drunk and jealous. The second time, they’re both sober but it’s an emergency! The third time… Well… maybe it sort of becomes a thing. Alex doesn’t exactly mind. (aka the Lap Sitting Fic)
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23 Feb 2025