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Oliver’s never had a friend before, and his parents don’t smoke. Nasty habit, his father always said, and he’s probably right. But he’s never inhaled the scent of a beautiful boy that smells like day-old ciggies and crushed wildflowers; he’s never smelled Felix.
for the prompt: oliver's first cigarette
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Oliver takes the long way back to college, down winding alleys, through dewy gardens. If he walks too fast he’ll have to bear witness to an embarrassing bit of pillowtalk. Too slow and he’ll miss Felix’s performance. He gets through half a pack of fags before he ends up outside of Felix’s room. The curtains are wide open. The curtains are always open.
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It’s not like Felix’d meant to get this sozzled, not really, it’s just that it’s almost the end of Michaelmas term, and Venetia won’t answer her bloody mobile, and Eddie, Edward fucking Thomson himself, without the ‘P’, if you can believe it, rang him earlier.
let us go back to the oxford days... and imagine that felix and oliver met under different circumstances....
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It was pathetic, honestly. Oliver was pathetic. But he didn’t know any other way to be; it was his entire reason for being here, caught in Felix’s orbit like a wayward rock pulled round the sun.
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Moze has been wondering about Amara's powers but, you know, in a sexy way.
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He had Felix’s trysts pretty well timed out. After the initial seduction and exit stage left, there was about five minutes of heavy petting. Then a couple minutes of grinding or fingering if Felix was sober enough to have that kind of dexterity. Within ten minutes, he was always inside them. Things got a bit more difficult to guess from there, but Oliver was confident Felix would be getting to the edge soon.
Oliver has been waiting for this opportunity. Oliver gets what he's been waiting for.
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12 Feb 2024
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give me 3-5 business days to process this! IT SLAPPED!
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“Why are you here, Felix?” Oliver was staying by the door. Felix was too dirty to go near, apparently. He looked towards the red glowing numbers on his alarm clock. “It’s… it's half two in the morning.”
“Why don't you like me anymore?”
What if Oliver didn't come to Felix's door after their little argument over Felix's gross room?
And what if Felix was very, very drunk and very sad about it?
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12 Jan 2024
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saltburn (2023) gave me brain worms but this was the little pill you force your cat to eat so it shits parasites out
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"Show me your Oliver box."
Felix doesn't have a single moment of confusion — he knows immediately what Oliver is talking about, and his face flushes red.
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12 Jan 2024
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instead of a note there's just a blurry picture of me screaming crying shaking etc while also pointing at my laptop screen and when you look at the laptop screen this fic is open
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After Felix's overdose and Oliver's hasty retreat from Saltburn, Felix and Oliver start over in the new term.
This time, Felix sees the real Ollie. It doesn't scare him as much as it should.
“I do know you make my fucking blood run cold,” Felix had said.
It was the truth. But there was something thrilling about the bone chill, wasn’t there?
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11 Jan 2024
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this lives in my head rent-free like bathwater does in oliver's