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“It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”
She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”
He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”
She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.
“Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.
“Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”
He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”
Now she looked up. “What?”
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Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.
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17 Jun 2025
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Satan in a Three-Piece Suit by andabatae
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars
07 Oct 2019
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Rey Niima hated Kylo Ren, VP of Project Management, Pretentious Twat and Jerk Extraordinaire. She hated his high-handed management style, his stupidly good hair, his even stupider lips that she couldn't keep her eyes off of even when he was being rude.
She hated his elegant suits, tailored to highlight muscles no tech nerd ought to have. They were dark and expensive, just like him, and they always made Rey wonder for an unholy moment what it would cost to have him.
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Rey and Kylo Ren build a website together.
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- Part 1 of Andabatae's Office Fics
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25 May 2025
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Run Fast by dreamingspires
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
11 Nov 2023
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“Do you know that guy?” Rose asked, eyes narrowing, “Hux’s friend. The super hot one - that looks like he’d shag you all day and all…”
“No!” Rey cut her off.
Why on earth was Rose talking about Ben that way? He was certainly not those things. She shook her head in denial but clearly her friend was having none of it.
“Alright. I’ve been running with him every morning.” Rey confessed.
“That guy,” Rose stared at her in disbelief, “THAT GUY is the one you’ve been running with. The one you get up a little bit earlier for, the one you come home and talk about…”
“Shut up!” Rey cut across her friend and Rose smirked at her.
“Ah, it’s all becoming clear now.”
“Nothing is clear, Rose,”
“Ah, but it is. You’ve been out running every morning with a hot secret service agent and - ”
“Stop it Rose. He’s just a bloke that I met one day, a normal person that…”
“Do he look like normal man to you? Seriously Rey?” Rose scoffed, “Normal men don’t have shoulders like that. Or intense, penetrating, stares. Or bulges under their suits, “
Rose saw Rey’s instant, flaming, blush. Ah, to be so innocent.
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31 Dec 2023