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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    “Is that a Doctor Doom impersonator,” Peter said, staring down at Johnny’s phone in horror.

    “I wanted Elvis,” Johnny yawned. “But you said this was funnier.”

    “He’s going to kill me,” Peter said blankly. “Doctor Doom is going to kill me because I married his fourth favorite nemesis—”

    “Hey, Ben is the fourth favorite. I’m a solid third.”

    His fourth favorite nemesis in Las Vegas—”

    “The Little Latverian Chapel, if you want to get exact.”

    “With a Doctor Doom impersonator officiating.”

    “He said we were his favorite couple of the night, by the way,” Johnny said, yawning. “And he just smiled and nodded when you told him you were actually Spider-Man.”

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    Peter welcomes Johnny back from the Negative Zone, marries him, and falls in love. In that order.

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    14 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    Johnny's feelings about Spidey are...complicated. He's drawn to the guy for reasons he can't explain and is too afraid to let himself think about, so he tries his best to hide how he feels behind sneers and insults. But when Spidey runs out in the middle of a fight with the Green Goblin and the press calls him a coward, Johnny finds it difficult to keep up the pretense.

    Set during the events of ASM #17-18.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    NYC prided itself on having the best variety of superhero content.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    “I dunno, maybe the huge flaming words in the sky that said, ‘MEET ME AT THE USUAL PLACE. IT’S URGENT.’ In my ever so humble opinion, ‘urgent’ usually means fire, or ‘all my super powered teammates have been kidnapped,’ or ‘the stock market’s about to crash so you better buy bread now.’ Not ‘I ran outta hairspray.’”

    Johnny touched a hand to his hair – which, admittedly, felt a bit stiff. “You think I used too much?”

    “I’m a real fan of Elvis, honest.” Spidey ruffled Johnny’s hair. Johnny could feel his flame curling in his stomach, his toes, and every inch that Spidey’s gloved hand touched. “But you might not wanna take styling tips from him.”

     

    Or: The year is 1966, and Johnny Storm loves hairspray and Spider-Man a little too much.

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    05 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    Johnny Storm has officially embraced his inner nerd and made it into the papers. Peter Parker wants his shirts back. Breaking-and-entering happens. Everyone wins.

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    04 Apr 2026