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    He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    17 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    What if the truck scene went a little differently? El and Kali are still sitting back to back in the distance, Murray is still yelling at his truck, the world is still ending.

    But, instead of Scott Clarke being with Erica, keeping tabs on the military for his Mellon... What if he's with said Mellon?

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    17 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Dan and Phil‘s obscure anecdotes on the podcast deliver so much fodder for random one shots, this is an elaboration on some of these.

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    17 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    Dan is 32, working as a paralegal while still in school to become a lawyer, and closeted. On a trip to Vegas, he gets incredibly drunk and blacks out, not remembering much other than a blond man and Elvis. A month goes by, and in the mail arrives the surprise of his life.

    A marriage certificate. Signed by Dan.

    And Phil.

    His ex boyfriend from over a decade ago.

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    05 Mar 2026