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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Zanka has been sold off to some rich guy on the other side of the world and it somehow isn't the biggest one of his problems. Especially when one of the pirates who kidnapped him is weirdly his type.

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    30 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Born the first omega in the Nijiku family line, life felt akin to a death sentence. And when Zanka's scent finally came in, bitter, unpleasant, downright rotten, Zanka decided to get rid of it. No matter how many pills he had to swallow.

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    Zanka smells like nightshade and Jabber's always been a fan of poisons.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    They've been dating for six years and counting.

    Really, more like six years, seven months, and twenty-three days, but realistically, who's interested in all those nitty-gritty details?

    Not Jabber, that’s for sure.

    The important thing is, despite being twenty-three and having been lovey-dovey for all six years, never once has Jabber ever interacted with Zanka's family.

    Actually, that's a lie.

    He's met his family a grand total of maybe thirteen times, albeit each time ended up with them breaking down into a bloody brawl- not the type of interaction Jabber would exactly consider “getting to know your beloved’s family”, but hey- everybody starts somewhere, right?

    Actually, the more he thinks about it, the more he’s mildly miffed.

    Six years, and no proper introduction?
     
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    jabber wants to marry zanka and his journey to get the semi-approval of zanka's family (team akuta/the cleaners)

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    26 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    “You think this is funny?” Flambae was on his feet now, refusing to stay seated when whatever it was that Prism was playing at, was standing in front of him, the spitting image of their dispatcher. 

    “Nah, I know this is hilarious.”

    Prism, being ever the meddling best friend, and aware of Flambae's affections for their dispatcher, creates copies of Robert for him to find and... (practice with...?) at HQ. Flambae is at his wits end, and confronts a lot about himself through it. Prism becomes exhausted. The team thinks the whole thing is hilarious. Robert has to figure everything out on his own, as per usual.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    “I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it. 

    Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.” 

    “So I’m just poor? That’s it?” 

    “Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?” 

    “I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”

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    or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.

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    20 Dec 2025