AnxietyAvocado
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a guide to skirting rules, poker faces, and falling for your best friend by kazuto kirigaya by AnxietyAvocado
Fandoms: Sword Art Online (Anime & Manga), ソードアート・オンライン - 川原礫 | Sword Art Online - Kawahara Reki
28 Nov 2022
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Part of his brain automatically began to find loopholes and workarounds as he picked his way through the town and out into the forest where the ringing of an axe against a stupidly impossible tree got louder and louder. One cannot kiss another…
The words practically rang out in his head in a strange sort of off-beat tandem with the axe. One… thud… cannot… thud… kiss… thud… another… thud… person’s… thud
Lips.
Well, fuck.
It seemed that as soon as he had thought of that the rays of sun in the forest magically lit up Eugeo as he leaned on the handle of his axe, sweat dripping from his face and his chest heaving.
Kirito’s stomach did a little bit of a flip that he resolutely ignored. Again.
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“That’s why you’re not retiring,” Phichit explains, sounding suspiciously like he does when he helps teach the Teddy Bear skating program. It’s the same tone as Phichit explaining social media to Yuuri for the umpteenth time, but that’s neither here nor there for the moment.
Shit. Yuuri really should have been paying attention. “So if I’m not retiring, what did I just agree to then?”
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the Dancing With the Stars story no one asked for but I desperately need // CURRENTLY BEING EDITED and will probably be re-uploaded i promise i won't delete this just cry with me as i edit 200 pages of google docs
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immunity to cold is russian propoganda by AnxietyAvocado
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
21 Feb 2021
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“Yuuuuuuri,” Phichit singsonged.
Yuuri hated that tone of voice, too.
“What, Peach?” he asked tiredly, already determined to say no to whatever ridiculous thing his friend was about to suggest.
“Dogpile.”
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Yuuri Katsuki is all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble.
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from here to eternity, i've had the time of my life by AnxietyAvocado
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
20 Feb 2021
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“You’re joking.”
Viktor’s face said otherwise.
“Yuuri, one does not simply joke about Dirty Dancing.”
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A "deleted scene" from Looking in the Mirror(Ball Trophy). Can be read as a standalone.
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from dusk til dawn, i'll stay with you by AnxietyAvocado
Fandom Fruits Basket, Fruits Basket (Anime 2019), Fruits Basket - Takaya Natsuki (Manga)
22 Jun 2020
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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22 May 2025
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The Exiles by Hyperion327
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
18 Mar 2023
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Before Ned Stark is executed, he begs a request of Ser Barristan Selmy, that he protect Sansa from Joffrey Baratheon. When he is removed from the Kingsguard, Barristan elects to keep his oath, and smuggles Sansa to safe harbor in Pentos, intent on waiting out the already-brewing civil war in Westeros. Accompanied by Willas Tyrell, the heir to Highgarden, they soon find themselves in the retinue of another Westerosi exile—Daenerys Targaryen.
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Daenerys begins to wonder just when it is that she began collecting Starks, and how many she'll have by the time she actually lands on Westeros.
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21 Jun 2024
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Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.
A fake relationship story, just for fun!
“If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare
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07 Apr 2024
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Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear.
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06 Feb 2024
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For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes.
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Bookmarked by AnxietyAvocado
16 Jul 2023