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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    22 May 2025

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    Before Ned Stark is executed, he begs a request of Ser Barristan Selmy, that he protect Sansa from Joffrey Baratheon. When he is removed from the Kingsguard, Barristan elects to keep his oath, and smuggles Sansa to safe harbor in Pentos, intent on waiting out the already-brewing civil war in Westeros. Accompanied by Willas Tyrell, the heir to Highgarden, they soon find themselves in the retinue of another Westerosi exile—Daenerys Targaryen.

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    Daenerys begins to wonder just when it is that she began collecting Starks, and how many she'll have by the time she actually lands on Westeros.

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    21 Jun 2024

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    Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.

    A fake relationship story, just for fun!

    “If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare

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    07 Apr 2024

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    Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear.

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    06 Feb 2024

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    For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes.

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    16 Jul 2023