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“How was your date?”
“Weird- I mean, he was cute and funny, and everything was going great. Then we went to his flat, and he- he became strange. He kept laughing obnoxiously high, and during sex, he was loud- extremely loud.”
“Extremely loud?”
“It’s just that it was almost like…”
“Like what?”
“Like he wanted his neighbour to hear him.”
“Freaky. Maybe he’s a voyeur or something. What was his name again?”
“Remus. Remus Lupin.”
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or Sirius and Remus break up and they are determined to make it everyone's problem.
Starring: a tired James Potter, Padfoot as their shared custody child (dog) and hummus. -
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Remus gets a job as an assistant for James at Gryffindor, a small publishing house owned by him and Lily, his wife. At the company dinner, Remus gets drunk and makes a fool of himself in front of Sirius, their best-known author and his boss' best friend.
Or a Universe in which James is a Himbo Jesus, Dorcas punches Severus Snape, Marlene and Mary are the office gossip, and Remus is a control freak.