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Naruto is cheerfully oblivious.
Sasuke plots his murder.
Sakura actually attempts it.
Or, in other words, in which Naruto makes a seal to send them back in time, but things go wrong and they find themselves shoved inside children’s bodies in the next dimension over. Hashirama and Mito are overjoyed at the birth of their second oddly Hashirama-esque son, Tobirama looks on with pride at his genius son, and Madara just wonders why his adorable daughter is always trying to kill him.
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- Part 5 of Team 7 Shenanigans
- Part 5 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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20 Oct 2025
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Wilson & Sons by voidify
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jul 2019
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Ever since its establishment in 1768, Wilson & Sons Barbershop had been a proud family business. Customers came and customers went— but there was one who had, apparently, been there since the very start: A.Z. Fell.
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10 Oct 2025
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An intruder enters Alcor's mindscape. It's a bit of a weirder one.
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10 Oct 2025
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One day, the normal school bus radio is interrupted by a mysterious voice that speaks of a place called Night Vale.
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06 Sep 2025
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Doctors Santana and Carson can't find that damn research file anywhere. It's nowhere in the system, and there's no hard copies around. Luckily, the original project head should have a copy. Unluckily, he lives on the other side of the country in a weird little town called Night Vale.
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06 Sep 2025
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The Long-suffering Journey of Prof. H. Gadling & His Nosy Students by SrirachaBunny
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
12 Oct 2022
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Finding out that your professor is a human, with ties and an actual life beyond the classroom is always a little jarring for students.
For the university students in Professor Hob Gadling's history class? It's practically life changing.
Now, if only they could figure out who this mystery man is.
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04 Sep 2025
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Fallaces Sunt Rerum Species by LightningStarborne
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
11 Oct 2014
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Title means 'Appearances are deceptive' in Latin.
Nico was the new kid at school. He's emo, cute, gay, and constantly texting people. Whenever anyone asks, he just replies, "My boyfriend," or "My sister."
Everyone just assumed that his boyfriend would be some punk, tattooed macho dude. They are proven wrong when he suddenly shows up to get Nico.
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- Part 1 of Fallaces Sunt Rerum Species
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28 Aug 2025
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The note reads;
”Dearest Collector. I’d like to say something about tokens of goodwill, about trusting you more than I would trust myself, about toasting to future allies. All of it is true, of course—you seem much more competent than the last Collector—but I doubt our paths will ever cross more than they have now.
The truth is this: You are the Collector, and therefore this package belongs with no one but you. I don’t recommend touching them.
Tell the Archivist I said hi.
Signed,
Antonio Blake.”----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OR: An interlude, of sorts.Series
- Part 10 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology
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22 Aug 2025
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Ryan: bring food to paranormal sciences on friday dont tell mr sims we are spending the last hour before break vibing out of our minds DUKE THIS INCLUDES YOU I KNOW YOU READ THESE
sleep is for the week: you know mr sims is just going to find out anyway like you know that right
sleep is for the week: yknow, like every other time you tried to sneak food in
hoarder on main: mhm mhm spooky knowing man
Ryan: please dont make me more paranoid im still trying to figure out how he knew about all the other times i snuck food in to share
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OR: Five days later.Series
- Part 9 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology
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21 Aug 2025
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Ho Ho Oh No (Merry Crisis) by SurrealSupernaturalist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Mar 2022
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Mugs sometimes—not often, but sometimes—find their way to her doorstep. They come in the mail, they come from people she has never met, and occasionally, they come on their own.
The Collector is uncertain of her standing in this world, but there is one thing she does know—her name is known, and it is only a matter of time before she is sought out for more than a delivery.
The name of the game is “consequences.”
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OR: Some mugs are friends. Others? Not so much.Series
- Part 8 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology
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- English
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- 2/2
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21 Aug 2025
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the story goes (or the way that i was told) by SurrealSupernaturalist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Mar 2021
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Ko scoots her seat over once she’s submitted her answer and rests her chin on folded arms, looking up at the three of them. “What’cha cheating about?”
“We’re not cheating.” They all say loudly at once. Ko appears highly skeptical.
“If this wasn’t a Kahoot game and therefore ungradable then I would care.” Mr. Sims deadpans.
Duke drops his phone to his desk. “We’re not even getting graded for this?”
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OR: Six students learn some things about their teacher. A Kahoot game is had.Series
- Part 5 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology
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21 Aug 2025
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Oh, How The Blood Sings by SurrealSupernaturalist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Mar 2021
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She points her cane towards his teacher threateningly. “Let me have my fun before your boring old man lecture or I’ll stab you again.”
“Good to see you haven’t changed.” Mr Sims says almost fondly. Melanie bops him on the head with her cane and he yelps. Her grin widens.
“Neither have you, old man.”
“I am not old—” He shakes his head furiously and spreads his hands in a calming gesture. “Now, Melanie is here to—”
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OR: Duke gains a little perspective, and nothing changes.Series
- Part 4 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology
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21 Aug 2025
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So what do I do with this? by SurrealSupernaturalist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Jan 2021
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Ko digs another coaster out of her bag and places it on Mr. Sims' desk. He watches it for a moment before looking up at her silently.
“Miss James?”
It’s kind of adorable how confused he looks.
“It’s for friends.” Is what she says instead, and refuses to elaborate.
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OR: The lonely mug makes a friend or two.Series
- Part 3 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology
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21 Aug 2025
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The Many Oddities Of Mr. Sims by SurrealSupernaturalist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Mar 2021
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We all have those high school stories. The time someone climbed on top of the lockers at lunch break. The time teachers thought you and your friends were gambling, but you were just trying to order pizza. The time it was bucketing down with rain, and you were getting wet anyway so you went fuck it, and ended up walking into the computer lab soaking wet.
The time you had a teacher that can command the attention of any student no matter how unruly, a teacher with scars and a teacher who never ate lunch with the rest of the faculty.
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OR: Mr. Sims is a strange teacher.Series
- Part 2 of The Scottish Safehouse Anthology
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- English
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- 5/5
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21 Aug 2025
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how to tell if your teacher is a wanted criminal (and other lessons) by saplingsparrow
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Jun 2020
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there’s something strange about the new teacher at the village secondary school.
alternate title: pupil roasts jonathan sims for 9,000 words
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21 Aug 2025
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Judge Roberta Field eyed the next case on the docket balefully. She’d known it was coming. As soon as she’d seen it appear in her schedule she’d cursed and debated “breaking a leg”, since it had been too late to have another baby as a way out. She’d convinced herself that was too extreme, however, and lulled herself into a false sense of security that she must be misremembering and it wouldn’t be that bad. So she’d decided to keep working and let it happen. And now it was here.
The Bouchard-Lukas divorce.
Again.
It had been three years since the last one, which had to be a new record.
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Elias and Peter are divorcing again. In trying to decide the division of their marital property, they need some witnesses to assist their respective cases. This is unfortunate for Jon and Martin, who would really rather be elsewhere.
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20 Aug 2025
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the Teacher from the Magnus Archives by alistair_blackwood
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Jun 2020
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“Hey, everyone, welcome back to my channel. My name is Maggie Abernathy and today we will be continuing our investigation of the, uh, eldritch monster slash English teacher who calls itself Jonathan Sims.”
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Maggie is determined to catch Mr. Sims via her channel, and then everyone would see how cool and smart she was, right?
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20 Aug 2025
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nor any more youth or age than there is now by Ravenesta
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Feb 2020
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The local Primary school has a new teacher. He is, to say the very least, odd.
A series of statements regarding the interactions of the townsfolk with one Jonathan Sims, never formally given.
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20 Aug 2025
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When he finally turns to her, he cocks his head to one side, and, “You were one of Sammy’s teachers, right? Way back. So why are you bugging me about your little existential dilemma and not him?”
You’re more honest, is the answer that almost slips off her tongue.
Or: An old teacher of Sam’s remembers the Winchesters, and meets them again years later.
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19 Aug 2025
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Agent Henrikson and his team go into a warehouse, following leads to the Winchester brothers.
He ends up finding them, just not in the way he imagined.
If 'Jus In Bello' never happened and instead they learned about demons in a different way.
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- English
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- 10,162
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- 3/3
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19 Aug 2025