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Sicktember - Featuring Tele/Theo by August_Exists
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
28 Sep 2025
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Sicktember! Except I'm only capable of writing Tele/Theo at the moment, so we're just going to do the whole thing with them!
Also I decided to add plot??? But then thought I shouldn't??? But then added it anyways??? Kind of??? I have no clue what I'm doing, but basically, all the prompts are going to be connected into one story that will definitely be out of order and incoherent, but whatever it's fine.
Oh, also, Telemy got himself cursed by Apollo and now his immune system is trash. Yeah. :)
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“No, not this one.” Telemachus stared at his boyfriend as if he had just suggested they adopt a chewed piece of gum.
“What? I thought this one was good.”
“It looks plagued.”
“That’s just how those pumpkins look!”
Telemachus crossed his arms, “Well, ‘those pumpkins’ look ugly. We’re not buying it.”
OR: Telemachus and Theoclymenus go pumpkin picking because why not.
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