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    Attack Squib by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    15 Feb 2026

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    This is what I think about to clear my head when I'm stuck on a part in The Aileni. That one is still ongoing, and the next chapter is being written right now, but I needed to get some other stuff out of my brain to focus. So you get this.

    Rick Taft is retired at just under forty, ready to enjoy the fruits of a long career in the nominal employ of MACUSA, meeting interesting people, and killing them. Or just meeting them. He didn't kill EVERY person he met.
    He and his wife, who, he freely admits, is scarier than he is, settle in a quiet English village because they fell in love with London on R&R a decade or so ago but were in no way willing to shell out the coin for a place in the city.

    They weren't expecting the neighbor kid.

    Bear with me as I word-vomit this story about a guy who fought in wizarding wars as the Scariest Squib In The World, retired to a peaceful life, and became a parent rather suddenly because he's never been the kind of guy to turn a blind eye.

    Support Harry as he's raised by a couple of retired MACUSA special operators whose idea of education involves international travel and swear words. Pray for him when he tries to talk to a girl with his dad around.

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    Out of the Fire Into the Pan by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    09 Dec 2025

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    Harry Potter has never been normal. Even before he was born, he was a child of prophecy. So no part of his life could be called normal in the slightest. When given the chance to have a 'normal' life, does he even know what that means? No, he's gone through too much to even try, and he's too tired to care. It's too bad everyone expects him to be the upstanding son and heir of the Potter family when he's never had family before in his life though.

    Also, the baby is a little difficult to explain. The baby who may eventually turn into Lord Voldemort...no, nature vs. nurture and all, and Harry plans to nurture the hell out of this kid.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Land of the Morning Star by

    Fandoms: Stargate SG-1, Rurouni Kenshin  

    15 Jan 2025

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    Dealing with an alien ecology, a System Lord runs into consequences.

    Over two thousand years later, SG-1 finds the Bakumatsu.

    ...That's gonna leave a mark.

    Note: Incomplete, though I have a few more fragments I hope to clean up and add to this.

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    16 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 44

    Four Times Tony Stark Surprised Jim Rhodes by for Feles

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    25 Sep 2023

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    And one time he really didn't.

    Snippets of Jim experiencing BAMF!Tony Stark from MIT through the Battle of New York.

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    10 Oct 2023

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    Unusual Gardening Methods by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    07 Sep 2023

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    Kelly is in BIG trouble for calling her brother a bad word (or seven). But Mum wants to know where she even heard the words she used so now she's been dragged down to Eden Cottage so they can confirm she did hear it there. Because Mum doesn't believe anyone would call anyone else a 'pathetic underperforming piece of pointless fucking greenery'.

    Joke's on her though. Or about to be.

    (Or the fic where Crowley really needs to keep his voice down)

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    22 Sep 2023