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Alex is laminating everything in sight. Greg is determined to put in the absolute minimum of effort to find out why.
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O res mirabilis
Manducat dominum
Pauper, pauper
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- Part 4 of Music is only a crossword puzzle
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“Maybe it’s a guessing game,” suggested Alex, who had by now got the hang of rhetorical questions, but found it amusing to pretend that he hadn’t.
“The Taskmaster doesn’t play games,” she snapped. “He isn’t you.”
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A discussion of weights and measures.
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- Part 3 of Music is only a crossword puzzle
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On a crisp autumn day, two men go for a perfectly normal dog walk.
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- Part 2 of Music is only a crossword puzzle
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(For the Taskhusbands Bingo prompt: Fingers in his mouth)
On one of their very occasional outings together, Greg asks Alex if he really can fit a pound coin between his front teeth. Alex is eager to show off his one party trick, but Greg has a few other ideas for the evening.
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18 Feb 2026
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What it came down to was this: Greg hated killing Alex but loved when other people did it for him.
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- Part 1 of From the Darkroom
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Lead me to the banquet hall by obstinatrix, wishwellingtons
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jul 2019
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Crowley loves taking Aziraphale out to eat almost as much as Aziraphale loves eating, but it's always a bit of a one-sided affair. Aziraphale has never understood why. Crowley planned on keeping it that way, but best laid plans...
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13 Jun 2022
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Greg stares at the dark-rimmed glasses sitting in the metal drawer and wonders, not for the first time, what the other him thinks he leaves behind before starting each day. Wedding ring? The keys to some house out on a country lane? A phone, the background image a few kids roughhousing with some mutt of a terrier while he and a faceless partner watch on behind them, sated and merry on that precious sort of ordinary happiness? Maybe other him thinks he doesn’t leave anything behind at all.
Greg puts his phone into the locker. It doesn’t matter what other him thinks might be in the drawer. Other him doesn’t even know it’s December. Other him might not even know what December is at all.
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11 Jul 2025