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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
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20 Mar 2025
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雪上加霜 by Divano_Messiah
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Aug 2024
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发现堂弟跟亲哥睡到了一张床上已经很崩溃了，睡得好好的被操醒了发现压在自己身上的不是亲哥就更崩溃了。
卡纳芬威·玛卡劳瑞殿下今天也很想逃离这个美丽的世界。Bookmarked by Baimu7777
19 Dec 2024
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纳撒尼尔·莱伊捡到一个陌生的男人，事实证明这是他的老朋友，很老的那种。
Nathaniel Ley picks up a strange man who proves to be an old friend of his, the very old kind.
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01 Nov 2024
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斯莱特林与格兰芬多两人谁都没想到，在决裂之后还能有会面的一天。一个为了扭转既定的未来，一个为了重回过去，披着近乎透明的马甲开始散伙人之间的拉扯。然后小动物们课后劳动服务擦玻璃顺手把两位之间的蒙尘玻璃擦亮了。
关键词：时空旅行au（hp5），旧情复燃，包饺子文学
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01 Nov 2024
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Interrupted in the Quidditch Locker Room by GoldenBi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Feb 2024
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“James!” Sirius called.
Lily’s head popped off of James’s cock and she glared at James, as if it were his fault.
“What!?” James said to both of them.
“I lost the Map!” Sirius said, his distraught voice carrying from the changing room.
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07 Jul 2024