Ballista_Bunny
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You Answer to Me by Ballista_Bunny
Fandoms: Resident Evil (Movies - Anderson), Game of Thrones (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Not even gonna lie. This is the most unhinged, out of pocket, crackship I've ever written gang.
Me and the girls (the trinity of bitches) were watching the Anderson Resident Evil movies, and we kept cracking jokes about Jorah Mormont right. Because Issacs is played by the same actor RIGHT. you following me here?
So then my friend was all "I ship Jorah and Wesker. Not even that guy and Wesker, but straight up Jorah Mormont from Game of Thrones and Wesker."
And i was like "Bet, I'll write a fucking fanfic about that, watch me."
Keep in mind these are the same terrible influences that led me to drawing mpreg fanart of Ed Warren from the Conjuring. So just know they're both just as bad as me.
Enjoy, or don't. This is practically just a 1,000 word shitpost.
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To be All Yours by Ballista_Bunny for PotatoCutie908
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
23 Aug 2025
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Inspired by my fic "House Call" which features almost the exact scenario but with Wesker and Chris. My half of a fic trade with PotatoCutie908, who read that and KNEW she needed one with her OC and Wesker. And I was happy to oblige 🫡
Tricell Scientist Arya Winters took up a scond job as a private exotic dancer to make ends meet. But when she gets sent to the wrong house, her boss' house. Albert Wesker's house. Things don't go quite how she imagined them.
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Post Saw 1, Adam and Dr. Gordon are both working for Jigsaw, Dr. Gordon went back to save Adam just like he promised and Adam has some very complex feelings about his savior. Very fluffy. Very smutty ❤️
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"For fucks sake. Programming this, programming that. Fuck your programming Connor. What do you WANT."
It immediately registered with Connor that that was the first time Detective Reed had ever used his real name. But he decided not to mention it. The second part of his statement was much more interesting anyways. "What do you want?" Connor had never really thought about that. And he'd certainly never been asked that before.
"What do I want..."
Connor paused and once again cocked his head, a slight glitching suddenly appeared around the peripherals of his vision and he briefly wondered if it was good for him to be thinking this heavily about his own desires.Connor lifted a hand and pressed it against Gavin's chest. He once again felt his cooling system ramp up, the skin on his face felt hot.
"I do think it would be interesting to explore such an activity with you detective. As I said before I find human behavior quite fascinating..." -
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A very sexually pent up Wesker decides to call a private exotic dancer to his apartment. But when the dancer arrives, he turns out to he an all too familiar face that Wesker definitely wasn't expecting.
~based on an idea my friend had while we were playing Dead by Daylight. Which is so peak tbh 😂