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    The ironclad re-learns how to work with others, and the regent finds a friend who's sturdy, good at following instructions, and probably doesn't even know what the top 100 chart IS. Frankly, this architect guy doesn't stand a chance.

    (A mostly canon-compliant fic where two spire climbers make an uneasy alliance and discover, amidst all the absurdity and violence, they actually get along *quite well*)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “My plan was quite simple,” said Maleficent. “I would have you wonder, instead, at the machinations of your three fairy guardians. It was they who hid you here in plain sight, they who told you nothing of the world, of your fate.” She scoffed. “I could have crushed you like an insect. I could have bent you to my will in the span of an hour.”

    Briar Rose looked up at her, frightened but resolute. “Then why didn’t you?”

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    11 Feb 2026

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    “Mr.Sam,” Joel asks him out of the blue during breakfast, “Why is everything you make so gross?”

    Upon the abrupt insult, Sam nearly spits out the runny eggs he barely managed to put together, punching his chest as he choked on his terrible breakfast. “What?” he manages to cough out.

    “Well… hhhh… It’s just my mom used to make super awesome pancakes!” Joel says with a smile… though, it’s hard to tell if it’s an actual smile or just his face. “I know we don’t have a lot of food… But these eggs taste really… hhhh… bad.”

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    A series of events in which Sam learns to cook, and gains a family on the way. Because when you're in the midst of the apocalypse, getting your kids McDonald's isn't exactly a feasible option.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    The Canvas was destroyed when Verso's soul stopped painting. The end of a long reign of suffering was over.

    And then it came back.

    Gustave died. He knows that much. He was dead. But now he's back on the ship on the day after the Gommage of everyone who was 33 years old, and now he's back on his way to the continent to repeat the cycle of destruction. But he isn't alone. It quickly becomes apparent that Lune, Sciel, and Maelle are back, too. And they have a plan to save as many lives as possible. And to defeat the painters. Plural. Because that is a thing, apparently.

    To Gustave's worry, this plan revolves around Maelle and a man named Verso. A man who will save Maelle on the beach just as he did last time.

    But something about this whole things is strange, and this group of survivors they have gathered slowly begin to uncover conspiracies that extend far beyond the problems of their canvas.

    Because for Maelle, it's been four years since the canvas was destroyed, and she swears on her brother's grave she wasn't the one to repaint it.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Kobeni Higashiyama was terrified of Ms. Makima. This statement should elicit a feeling much like the experience of a blue sky, or green grass. The warmth of a big, bright Sun, perhaps. That is to say, all of the constants in the world exactly as one would expect to find them. As Kobeni was terrified of most anyone, and most anyone with sense was terrified of Makima, this was, to reiterate, perfectly natural.

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    03 Nov 2025