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    A man in white cultivator robes stood on the threshold, hands shaking and eyes wild, his expression somehow both elated and desperate. Tears streaked his god's cheeks and the warm gaze he turned on the ghost made his mind go numb as his hand fell from the saber.

    Xie Lian lunged at him without hesitation and with few steps he was throwing himself at him with full force.

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    After coming back from dispersion Hua Cheng doesn't remember finding Xie Lian again on Mount Yujun nor anything that happened afterwards. When unexpectedly his god shows up at Paradise Manor hugging him and crying that he missed him Hua Cheng is a little surprised (he panicks).

    [NOTE: the works in the series aren't related to one another. I just love Amnesiac Hua Cheng...]

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    30 Oct 2025

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    While waiting to spread Human Face Disease in Yong’an, Xie Lian is poisoned with Land of the Tender. Wuming offers his body to his boss to use as he pleases.

    Written for Bottom Calamity Xie Lian Week.

    Edit: by popular request, there is a chapter two now.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Four hundred years before canon, Xie Lian wanders into Ghost City. He finds a blood donation center that pays quite well for contributions, and learns that private donors make even more! That's an amazing deal! Xie Lian has So Much blood!

    He asks tour guide San Lang, a friendly vampiric ghost native to the city, if he knows anyone looking for a personal blood donor, and San Lang-- who is definitely not a whole entire Ghost King-- jumps on that shit like white on rice. What's he supposed to do, let Xie Lian go to someone else!? Over his dead body!

    Or: In which Hua Cheng finds his god four hundred years early, accidentally winds up in the position to (blasphemously) drink his holy, delicious blood, and tries to Pspspsps him into staying forever the night at Paradise Manor while he's at it. This is fine! It's totally fine. He can be cool. He can be so cool.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Of all the things I expect my father to tell me when we convene in his study, it very much isn’t, “The Old Families want you to befriend the Chosen One.”

     

    A COMPLETED fic of Simon and Baz’s eight years together at Watford with one fundamental change to their relationship: what if eleven-year-old Baz had been instructed to be Simon’s friend instead of his enemy? (Answer: much the same initial antagonistic relationship that becomes a slow-burning and character-defining romance.)

    Includes lots of magickal worldbuilding that fill in the gaps of their missing years at Watford, their coming-of-age stories, and their eventual love story.

    Covers Simon Snow and the Mage’s Heir (year 1) through Carry On (year 8).

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    07 Oct 2025