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    Step One: Don’t break the oath that says never to return.
    Step Two: Pretend the past belongs in the past.
    Step Three: Try not to unleash a god of chaos.

    When Scorpius disappears in Marrakesh, the past refuses to stay buried.
    A new cult is rising and the desert is calling them home, to Hamunaptra, and everything they swore they’d never face again.

    What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. Again.)

    Starring:
    Theo: can’t decide if he wants to strangle or kiss the woman who broke his heart.
    Layla: would rather die than admit she still has feelings for the man who let her go.
    Draco: accidentally the romantic lead.
    Hermione: just wanted a quiet life, got another apocalypse instead.
    Scorpius: finally living the adventure he always wanted and driving his parents crazy.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    Indiana Jones 2.0

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    Hermione’s day gets weird fast when an adult shows up at St. Mungo’s and calls her "Mum." Then another one. And another. All claiming Draco Malfoy is their dad. Now, Hermione and Draco have to deal with their future kids—and the mess they’ve brought with them.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Time travel dramione

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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?

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    18 Aug 2025

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    Read on

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    Regulus Black miraculously survives the cave of Inferi. There isn't a single soul that he trusts, given that his brother is now locked up as a Death Eater Sympathizer and James Potter is dead.

     

    James Potter.

     

    The single most loyal person that Regulus Black had ever had the unfortunate luck to meet. He was annoying, and loud, and impossibly Gryffindor, but James would have done anything to win the war.

    Even working with his best mate's baby brother, the real Death Eater.

    A semi-dark, enemies to lovers, time travel, Jegulus tale without the guarantee of a happy ending.

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    13 Aug 2023

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    “Tell me again to release you, Granger.
    Tell me again that you just want to be friends.”

    It’s been five years since Draco last spoke to Granger. Things are different now, and though earning her trust will be a challenge, he can’t seem to keep himself away.
    Hermione has been busy advocating for elves around the world, but when her breakup with Ron turns her life upside-down, she knows there’s only one person who can help her.

    Alternating POVs between Hermione and Draco. Slow burn, eventual smut, light dom/sub. Diverges from canon after Voldemort's defeat.

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    03 Aug 2023

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    Cool