16 Bookmarks by BeansTheCat

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    Step One: Don’t break the oath that says never to return.
    Step Two: Pretend the past belongs in the past.
    Step Three: Try not to unleash a god of chaos.

    When Scorpius disappears in Marrakesh, the past refuses to stay buried.
    A new cult is rising and the desert is calling them home, to Hamunaptra, and everything they swore they’d never face again.

    What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. Again.)

    Starring:
    Theo: can’t decide if he wants to strangle or kiss the woman who broke his heart.
    Layla: would rather die than admit she still has feelings for the man who let her go.
    Draco: accidentally the romantic lead.
    Hermione: just wanted a quiet life, got another apocalypse instead.
    Scorpius: finally living the adventure he always wanted and driving his parents crazy.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    53,085
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    223
    Kudos:
    369
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    31 Mar 2026

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    Indiana Jones 2.0

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    Hermione’s day gets weird fast when an adult shows up at St. Mungo’s and calls her "Mum." Then another one. And another. All claiming Draco Malfoy is their dad. Now, Hermione and Draco have to deal with their future kids—and the mess they’ve brought with them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,981
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    911
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    4,408
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    1,430
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    27 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Time travel dramione

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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?

    Language:
    English
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    249,286
    Chapters:
    35/38
    Collections:
    1
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    2,349
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    5,100
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    18 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read on

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    Regulus Black miraculously survives the cave of Inferi. There isn't a single soul that he trusts, given that his brother is now locked up as a Death Eater Sympathizer and James Potter is dead.

     

    James Potter.

     

    The single most loyal person that Regulus Black had ever had the unfortunate luck to meet. He was annoying, and loud, and impossibly Gryffindor, but James would have done anything to win the war.

    Even working with his best mate's baby brother, the real Death Eater.

    A semi-dark, enemies to lovers, time travel, Jegulus tale without the guarantee of a happy ending.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    201,757
    Chapters:
    60/60
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    489
    Kudos:
    2,539
    Bookmarks:
    988
    Hits:
    115,106

    13 Aug 2023

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    “Tell me again to release you, Granger.
    Tell me again that you just want to be friends.”

    It’s been five years since Draco last spoke to Granger. Things are different now, and though earning her trust will be a challenge, he can’t seem to keep himself away.
    Hermione has been busy advocating for elves around the world, but when her breakup with Ron turns her life upside-down, she knows there’s only one person who can help her.

    Alternating POVs between Hermione and Draco. Slow burn, eventual smut, light dom/sub. Diverges from canon after Voldemort's defeat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    192,646
    Chapters:
    70/70
    Collections:
    29
    Comments:
    2,630
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    12,101
    Bookmarks:
    4,637
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    657,147

    03 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cool

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    Her head jerked up, eyes narrowing, only to be met with a pair of the most startling sea green eyes she’d ever seen. The nose between them looked like it had been carved from marble, the lips beneath that were perfectly shaped, full. He was tanned, topped with a mop of wavy black hair, and he looked like a Greek god on earth; Annabeth would know. She was the resident expert on Greek gods. It only took a second for these thoughts to cross her mind before she realized he’d said something to her with a smile and she blinked, “What?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    135,365
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    1,814
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    4,926
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    1,430
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    245,033

    02 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So good

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    199,548
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Collections:
    206
    Comments:
    13,394
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    100,333
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    30,947
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    12 Jul 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yes!!!

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    Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,086
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    11
    Comments:
    3,574
    Kudos:
    37,400
    Bookmarks:
    14,274
    Hits:
    970,481

    25 Jan 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Amazing quirky Draco

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    If you had told James Potter 2 weeks ago that he would be touring with Regulus Black, he would’ve admitted you to a mental hospital and then driven himself off a bridge. If you had told Regulus Black the same thing, he would’ve slapped you across the face.

    But here they were.

    // After not seeing each other for 4 years, James and Regulus are forced to tour Europe together for The Marauders' Insidious Tour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    121,118
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    1,729
    Kudos:
    15,816
    Bookmarks:
    5,227
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    668,823

    14 Jan 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    James as a bandsinger

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    Regulus Black, presumed dead for over 2 years, shows up at an Order of the Phoenix meeting with 6 mangled horcruxes and Voldemort's corpse.

    How does the wizarding world move on following the abrupt end of the war, and how does Regulus come to terms with the last four years of his life?

    Not on his own evidently, as his brother makes an effort to return to his life, James Potter tries to weasel his way into his heart and the friends he left behind in the name of the war aren't willing to leave him alone any longer.

    An endgame jegulus, wolfstar and rosekiller longfic with regular updates, angst and drama.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    355,702
    Chapters:
    42/42
    Collections:
    27
    Comments:
    4,214
    Kudos:
    29,873
    Bookmarks:
    9,031
    Hits:
    1,465,019

    09 Jan 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Overpowered good Regulus

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    "Oh, my poor old heart can't take this," Fred says, clutching his chest.
    "You're thirteen," Hermione scoffs, rolling her eyes. "There's nothing old about you."
    "I'm a twin. Combined we're twenty-six years old."
    "That's still not old, and that's still not how it works."

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    (or: the rewrite of the books where the twins befriend hermione early on. some things change, some things stay the same, some things... do a little bit of both.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    135,373
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    19
    Comments:
    760
    Kudos:
    8,011
    Bookmarks:
    3,115
    Hits:
    301,525

    08 Oct 2022

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    Minerva McGonagall checks up on little Harry Potter and finds that not all is as it should be. She makes a decision that will change everything for the Boy Who Lives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    212,551
    Chapters:
    50/50
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    2,175
    Kudos:
    18,716
    Bookmarks:
    5,271
    Hits:
    794,454

    09 Feb 2022

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    Draco can’t keep cacti alive, let alone flowers. None of this stops Neville Longbottom from giving him potted earth with promises of a seed nestled inside. “Don’t worry,” he assures Draco. “Harry will help.”

    Which makes no sense—surely Potter’s saviour complex doesn’t extend to plants! Spoiler: it does, leading to Potter coming over to Draco’s place for dinner more frequently than ever.

     

    Or, the one where everyone knows that Harry and Draco are dating...except them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    5,708
    Bookmarks:
    1,034
    Hits:
    56,567

    06 Feb 2022

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    Harry Potter knows Malfoy is up to something. But he just can’t prove it, because the slippery smarmy Slytherin leaves no traces, and seems to take all of Harry’s interrogations as invitations to kiss.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    378
    Kudos:
    5,746
    Bookmarks:
    1,190
    Hits:
    61,211

    06 Feb 2022

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    05 Feb 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fluff Amortia

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    Real hearts don't lie. —Hermione/Sirius

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    (when the soulmate spell, which was originally intended to stabilize the wizarding population, is found in the Malfoy Manor after 200 years of tomfoolery and then gets lost in translation; quite literally.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,290
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Collections:
    17
    Comments:
    1,090
    Kudos:
    4,279
    Bookmarks:
    1,272
    Hits:
    132,329

    05 Feb 2022

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