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   The Freakiest Friday by CursedCatJoules

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   02 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
   • Angel Dust/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor/Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Everyone Swaps Genitals
   • Non-Consensual Body Modification
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Humor
   • Smut
   • Alastor Can't Control Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox is a secret cowboy
   • Vox's One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession With Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Awkward Conversations
   • The author went with a bunch of the most out-there interpretations of what everyone's bits look like and ROLLED with it
   • to the tune of:
   • Alastor Has a Deer Penis (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vibrators
   • Oviposition
   • Size Kink
   • Creampie
   • Cat Dick
   • Tentacles
   • Tentacle Sex
   • IT consultations
   • we have fun here
   • Husk is So Done (Hazbin Hotel)
   • schlocktober
   • (I saw the prompt list and realized I was already writing Day 18 xD)
   • Breeding Kink
   • Crying During Sex
   • Body Swap
   • Niffty's pussy is a TARDIS
   • Premature Ejaculation
   • Double Penetration
   • First Time Bottoming
   • Alastor doesn't know what a clit is but he is HERE for it

   Summary

   Charlie felt an undeniable, subtle change in her trousers. Vaggie’s breath audibly hitched beside her.
   Across the room, the cards flew in the air. Husk yelled “What the FUCK!?” and looked down, appalled.
   Lucifer furrowed his brow and shifted his hips experimentally.
   Niffty fell off the barstool, tried to scuttle forward, and immediately tripped over something pale and fleshy, protruding from beneath her dress. Was that a-
   “HEY!” Angel yelled, picking the maid up by her armpits and holding her aloft, revealing to all and sundry the undeniable penis swinging between her tiny legs. “Fuck, not again! Why'd YOU hafta get my dick?"

   (In which everyone swaps genitals for twelve hours, because of reasons. Shenanigans ensue.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   17,335

   Chapters:

   6/6

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