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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
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His eyes locked with this girl’s… no, not girl. She wasn’t a girl but to him, she was at least ten years his junior. He heard the droning of the King and Eddard but he was too… distracted. In every single since of the word. Her eyes were so blue… so incredibly blue. And her hair was so blonde that it was almost silver. Never mind the golden crap that these shits sported. No… hers looked like it was made of starlight. Like she wasn’t even real. She looked away first, having to for the King was demanding her undivided attention.
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Sandor meets Catelyn Stark's niece and falls hopelessly head over for her. The only problem? His brother seems to be of a like mind when it comes to Aislinn Tully. What transpires is a relationship that stretches years and dynasties both between a woman trapped in a world where she has no choice. The men in her life must earn every inch they gain and Sandor is left feeling as if he is reaching for the stars.
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