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It’s not him, Sanji reminded himself, frantically. You’re jumping at phantoms again. Flinching at shadows. It’s not him, and it’s never going to be.
Except it was. Broader and battered and down to one working eye, but it was.
Across the crowded room, Roronoa Zoro lifted a sun-faded, wide-brimmed leather hat off his head and looked up to meet Sanji’s gaze for the first time in seven years. “Hey, cook,” he said.
Sanji calmly reached beneath the bar and hefted a shot glass into his hand, tossing it straight up and catching it in his palm to test the weight. Then he wound up and flung it unceremoniously at Zoro’s traitorous skull.
“Get the fuck,” Sanji said, “out of my bar.”Bookmarked by BisexualQueen
15 May 2026
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“Father placed another offering this morning,” Reiju shares offhand.
“Another?” Sanji awes, “it has barely been a week since the last.”
“That it has,” Reiju agrees.
“What did he attempt to offer?”
“A broadsword,” she explains, “crafted by our finest blacksmiths.”
Sanji sighs in relief, “I am grateful he has not returned to the sacrifices. I’d feared our livestock might not last the season.”
“You are among other relieved parties. Namely our quartermaster.”
“Has there been anything accepted so far?” Sanji asks, before frowning in thought.
“Although… I’m sure I’d hear of it if a demon arrived on our doorstep.”༺₊⁺⋆。₊❅₊。⋆⁺༻
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25 Apr 2026
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What do late night show host Sanji and movie star Zoro get up to later at night? Behind the scenes of Late Night With Sanji Black.
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“But actually, who the fuck is that?” Zoro repeated, gesturing at the blonde stranger currently sipping coffee in their lobby, an annoying smirk on his face.
“Sanji. New hitman,” Nami said, “The Missus recruited him personally. Supposed to be very good.”
“Why thank you, dear,” Sanji crooned.
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Partners in crime, hitmen in love.
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“Zoro,” Perona called after him, and Zoro turned to see the most self-satisfied grin he had ever seen on his sister's face. She held out the cursed photo to him.
“I really don’t want it,” he said.
“Oh, I think you really do,” she said, turning it over and shoving it in his face. On the back of the photo was a phone number, with the words “A gift from Santa” scrawled on it. Zoro grabbed the photo quickly, ignoring Perona’s giggles, and stalked toward the mall’s exit, feeling his cheeks turn what was surely a violent shade of red.

