11 Works by BitKahuna
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A world with no Dursleys was a world Harry Potter was bound and determined to stay in. To do that, Harry Potter wanted to be great. To have every opportunity the wizarding world could offer. So, he used the Restricted Section. He learned. He studied with Hermione, made friends, and did his best to have a normal, happy childhood. Anything so he would never have to go back.
But when a troll was released his first year, when he was betrayed in the Chamber of Secrets by Lockhart, and when every adult in his life failed him, that was when Harry and his friends knew the adults couldn't be trusted. They'd been burned one too many times. Then, when Voldemort returned, they had no reason to believe that would change. Harry and his friends would survive.
History was filled with great wizards of distinct moral alignment: Voldemort, Grindelwald, Herpo the Foul; even Merlin walked a dubious line. No one with purely good intentions would expand their power so outrageously. Harry hoped he could be the first. Because he knew if he was going to stop Voldemort and protect his friends, he needed to inherit that legacy of power.
Harry Potter was hungry for control.
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With Lady Yavanna’s guidance, Bilbo did far more than anyone, even himself, thought possible while on their journey. From saving the dwarves on countless occasions, to destroying the ring he found in a goblin cave, to slaying a dragon.
In the end, Bilbo decides to stay in Erebor, soon joined by Frodo. As all manner of important dwarves, humans, elves, and hobbits start to arrive for Thorin's coronation, the king is forced to confront his dragonsick actions. He knows what he must do. He knows how Mahal calls for him to atone. But throughout their adventure, the cultural differences between dwarves and hobbits were made clear. Hobbits would never do out-of-wedlock what Thorin must do to atone.
But Yavanna isn't done with Bilbo yet. She has plans even greater than Erebor. As do the servants of Sauron, who seek to know what happened to their master.
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Bruno wasn’t the only one to disappear after Mirabel’s ceremony.
Though his departure caused a stir, her’s didn’t. The family grieved and the town talked, but everyone seemed to have forgotten about her.
So when word of Bruno’s return spreads, she returns too. But she doesn’t come alone. She comes with a green-eyed child who never got the chance to meet his father.
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After a small scandal surrounding the Death Eater trials, Harry finds himself in the crosshairs of Lucius Malfoy, but he isn't the only victim of the man's rage. With the scandal as an excuse, Lucius delves into old law and finds revenge in arranging a marriage between Harry and Draco.
Despite this, both go on to make their own paths in life. Harry finds himself in Wizengamot, trying to undo Voldemort-era mistakes and ensure they can't happen again. Draco explores things that were never allowed in Malfoy Manor and takes up writing his first novel.
With their unfortunate marriage forcing them to live under one roof, they find that they're far too exhausted to keep up with old bickering and feuds. They're too tired to be angry and find that the other isn't as bad as they remembered.
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Trials of Love & Sex by BitKahuna
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
26 Jun 2020
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Bilbo Baggins didn’t believe in luck. But when he managed to be in the right places at the right times to save Fíli, Kíli, and Thorin, he comes to learn that Dwarves have a very intense meaning of loyalty.
Due to injuries, Fíli and Kíli are unable to do that they feel is a proper thanks, so the burden falls upon Thorin, who realizes that Hobbit culture is far different from that of Dwarves.
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After growing weary of the trails following the Wizarding War and the press, Harry leaves. He runs off to Romania to work at the Romanian Dragon Sanctuary with Charlie Weasley.
Eventually, Harry breaks some rules and ends up in a very unique situation. So unique, in fact, that the Ministry of Magic sends one of it's most aspiring Aurors, Draco Malfoy, to monitor the situation.
Out there, things are very different from the halls of Hogwarts or the streets of Diagon Alley. Just the wild and the both of them.
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Sherlock Holmes is knowledgeable in almost every aspect of John's life, but is shocked to find he's made an error in his assumptions of John's sexuality.
After uncovering his own feelings for the man, it was only natural that they entered a relationship. It was also only natural that they finally sleep together.
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The Journal of Anthony J. Crowley by BitKahuna
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Sep 2019
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Aziraphale can’t not read a book. So when he finds his best friend’s journal, there’s no way he can leave it unread.
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After a summer of trying to heal and testifying in Draco’s court case, Harry felt like he had a future.
Upon returning for their final year at Hogwarts Harry finds that he and Draco have a real shot at being friends. With his newfound hope in life, Harry's ready to start over with Draco.
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Before they were a couple Sirius and Remus confessed to each other that they had small crushes on James. But now, in their final year of Hogwarts, they realize how inexperienced James is. So they take it upon themselves to make a mess of his innocence.
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John Watson had a habit of singing. Sometimes he didn't even seem to realize he was humming to himself.
Sherlock always took it as a sign of John's mood. He'd never heard John outright sing, but the humming was as familiar as breathing to him. After he faked his suicide, he went two years without it.
Now, after having been back a full year, he still longs to hear John hum once again.